Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Welshman]

Catapult
Pioneer Middle Eastern Airway

 

[krus_aragon]

Onamatopoeia - You've soiled the carpet

 

[Welshman]

Aumbry
Cupboard in church used for storing French-style cheese made in Llandudno.
[usually found in two sizes - small and larger].

Puritan
Carving found on wooden church benches.

Pupillage
Act of stealing those benches.

 

[johnnychips]

Train - precipitation in Yorkshire.

 

[Purple Train]

Macadam - the first Scottish clan

 

[krus_aragon]

Polygamy - the ancient art of folding wives

 

[Purple Train]

Organ recital - hypochondriac lists what bits of him he has concerns about.

(Slightly stolen from Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), but excellent enough that I wished to share!)

 

[Spamcan81]

Crisis - what you do to attract your sister’s attention.

 

[xotGD]

Biped - Purchase a Class 31

 

[PG]

Panic - unwell cooking vessel

 

[Purple Train]

Haddock - somewhere along the Wantsum Channel, for instance.

 

[AJM580]

Moped - Class 31 owned by a chap called Mo

 

[Ashley Hill]

Bicep -purchasing a Southern electric.

 

[Purple Train]

Bicep -purchasing a Southern electric.

Cor!

Delicatessen - a particularly genteel area of a German city

 

[Ostrich]

Deferment - the art of shaving a cat.

 

[steveandrews]

TOIL - Maintenance on a bus in Yorkshire

 

[krus_aragon]

Inca - not using public transport

 

[Welshman]

Ammeter - one who consumes cured pork

Magna Carta - large transport firm

 

[GusB]

Ammeter - not a professional

 

[Purple Train]

Contrapposto - organic waste being diverted onto the opposite carriageway

 

[Bald Rick]

Carbuncle - your mother’s brother made out of pasta.

 

[krus_aragon]

Disingenious - to trash-talk Einstein

 

[D6130]

Wapentake - hit somebody, then pinch their wallet.

 

[steveandrews]

Porky - porcine like

 

[D6130]

Campaigning - torturing someone in a tent.

 

[Buttsy]

Botox - Seafaring bullock

 

[steveandrews]

Botox - Seafaring bullock

Tarantula - a Spanish dance for 4 people.

 

[Purple Train]

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - a fear of an unsavoury collision between a hippopotamus, a misspelled Scottish town on the east coast, jokes in the past tense, and a certain English off-spinning all-rounder.

 

[Welshman]

hologram

Delivered by the Town Cryer

 

[Ashley Hill]

Bird of Prey - An attractive female vicar.