Uxbridge English Dictionary

[daveo]

Trumpet A minor release of bodily gas

 

[xotGD]

Laboratory - A floating voter

 

[Whistler40145]

Excel a former prison cell

 

[High Dyke]

Exterminate - Formerly ended.

 

[Whistler40145]

Tile a posh item to dry with

 

[Ashley Hill]

Unstable - to evict a horse.

 

[Welshman]

Malware
Dress bought at Meadowhall [other shopping centres are available]

 

[Purple Train]

Garfunkel - a messed-up rag lying on the front of a device that allows a steam train to operate underwater.

 

[Welshman]

Onion Bhaji
One who sells garlic, shallots and other related items from a canal-boat.

And, thinking of waterways:-

Lighterman
Male winner of the 'Slimmer of the Year' competition.

 

[xotGD]

Keenness

Something that opens Loch Ness

 

[High Dyke]

Vertigo. Green movement.

 

[johnnychips]

Counterpane - somebody who complains a lot at the shop.

 

[PG]

 Intent - where campers sleep.

 

[krus_aragon]

 Intent - where campers sleep.

You'd better get up promptly in the morning, or you'll be done for loitering with intent!

 

[MotCO]

Sychophant - part of a mammal not feeling very well

 

[johnnychips]

Caboose.
Taxi that has decapitated a large deer.

 

[Purple Train]

Lamborghini - a pasta dish not suitable for vegetarians

 

[341o2]

Crowfoot - what is at the end of a corvid's leg
Crowberry - fruit for corvids
Crowstep - found at a rookery
Crowbar - watering hole for corvids
Crowkeeper - found at the zoo

 

[341o2]

Trumpet A minor release of bodily gas

Isn't that the sound of an elephant playing a winning card?

 

[bayro]

Richer Nixon: Wealtiest US President

 

[341o2]

Trumpet could also be after a former US president's meal. or his dog
Deodorant. Heard in the colony "It wasn't me, it was....."
Pelican Used to be a Brazilan supporter's chant

 

[Matey]

Cynics - places to wash hands and dishes.

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

Xmas...Religious service held in a voting booth.

 

[steveandrews]

Coffee - the person upon whom one coughs.

 

[Mcr Warrior]

Coffee - the person upon whom one coughs.

In a similar vein...

Coffer - the person who is the one coughing.

 

[steveandrews]

Flabbergasted - appalled at how much weight one has gained

 

[PG]

Property - hot beverage served up north

 

[steveandrews]

Abdicate - to give up all hope of having a flat stomach

 

[Ashley Hill]

Trampoline - A product for cleaning vagrants.

 

[steveandrews]

Willy-nilly - impotent