Uxbridge English Dictionary

[PG]

Climate - who you go climbing with.

 

[GusB]

Following on from that:

Primate - best friend
Legitimate - genuine friend
Consummate - your hungry cannibal friend
Intimate - friend with benefits

 

[Purple Train]

Chapeau - a perfectly useless aftershave

 

[DaleCooper]

Innit - the opposite of exit
Innuendo - an Italian suppository

 

[Spamcan81]

Defence - the structure that marks the boundary between your and your neighbour’s garden.
Emulate - a deceased, large flightless bird.

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

Supergrass.... Something to play crown green bowling upon.

 

[PG]

Innuendo - where an Italian advises that you place a suppository.

Couldn't remember where I'd seen this until I scrolled back 3 posts

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

Dermatologist ... An Irish consultant.

 

[Purple Train]

 Fellowship

1) Transport a friend to Australia
2) Suggest two of your friends go out with each other
3) The upper leg joint of one of your friends
4) One of your friends is in touch with the times
Replace "friend" with "member of the same social class" for a more pedantic definition.

 

[RyanOPlasty]

Pomegranate : Igneous rock imported into Australia from UK

 

[Purple Train]

Arcadia - a female casino

 

[D6130]

Ostentatious - belonging to an untidy town in Belgium.

 

[Grumpy]

Loiter: An article used by someone from the West Midlands to ignite a cigarette

 

[Harpo]

Undeterred. Pants problem.

 

[D6130]

Polymath - a numerate parrot.

 

[MotCO]

Polyfilla - botox for parrots

 

[D6130]

Paradigm - disabled grave digger.

 

[Bald Rick]

Six Pointer - a reasonably beery night in a Black Country pub.

 

[daveo]

Uniform - a bench seat in a place of learning.


Uniform - A document to be filled in at a place of learning.

 

[RyanOPlasty]

Twitter ( Yorkshire ) To ramble on about things that are not important.

 

[D6130]

Forums - hestitating more than three times....but less than five.

 

[Donny Dave]

Twerk - Where a Yorkshire person goes from 9 to 5 everyday.

 

[Ianigsy]

Diode - Welsh poetry

 

[Harpo]

Bison - Where black country folk do their washing up.

 

[Grumpy]

Jockey: Scots-like

 

[xotGD]

Uniform - a bench seat in a place of learning.


Uniform - A document to be filled in at a place of learning.

Universe - a poem about a place of learning

 

[D6130]

Universe - a poem about a place of learning

United - an undergraduate wearing a quiff, sideburns and winkle-pickers.

 

[PG]

United - an undergraduate wearing a quiff, sideburns and winkle-pickers.

Unicycle - undergraduate transport.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Umbridge - An uncertain river crossing.

Edit or would be if the word existed!

Sorry.

 

[Mcr Warrior]

Umbridge - An uncertain river crossing.

What's the normal dictionary meaning of 'Umbridge'?