Uxbridge English Dictionary

[plymothian]

Forest - a bed

 

[Welshman]

Castigate:-
Stage Door

Propogate:-
Authorised entrance

Lieutenant (english):-
One remaining in rented accommodation after others have moved - out

Lieutenant (american):-
Occupant of the john

 

[Bevan Price]

Ostrich - Rich Aussie.
Twite - Said to resemble B. Johnson (or insert politician's name of your own choice)
Chaffinch - Half inch depth of char (tea)

 

[Busaholic]

Red setter - a Communist crossword compiler.

 

[DasLunatic]

Tramadol - addicted to the Manchester Metrolink or Midland Metro, for example

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Magazine - a homemade publication for Trump supporters.

 

[Bevan Price]

Cuckoo - Cook Dr. Who

Snowbird - Frigid woman (always says "no")
.

 

[krus_aragon]

Tyrant - Angry talk in Bangkok

Titan - Sunbathing in Bangkok

Cacti - Ugly neckwear

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Tupperware - Clothing for sheep.

 

[DasLunatic]

Moorgate: divider betwixt two farms

 

[Coventrian]

A few station based ones:

Acocks Green - a nasty complaint in Yorkshire

Airdrie - Device used by Scottish barbers

Alloa - Scottish greeting

Alsager - Ran out of onions for the stuffing

Andover - Charity donation

Ardlui - Member of the Scottish mafia

Ardrossan & Ardwick - and his mates

 

[Bevan Price]

Mine Oag - Australian plague; two pop varieties, Type K & Type D.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Cactus - We all found that really frightening.

 

[317 forever]

Toenail - what Tony drinks in the pub

 

[londiscape]

Nanoprobe - erotic toy for the older ladies

 

[Cowley]

Nanoprobe - erotic toy for the older ladies

That’s so wrong.
Nanotech - When your gran has really embraced smartphones.

 

[Cowley]

Nanbread - better even than Hovis.

 

[GusB]

Nanometre - actually a yard, because she doesn't do metric

 

[341o2]

Kidnap- when your children fall asleep
Kiddish - Your children's meals...or a young Jew

 

[High Dyke]

Lipsynch. Where you wash your mouth out.

 

[Welshman]

Ostentatious
A lover of early 19c novels, such as Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice, etc.

 

[341o2]

Allocate - Good morning, Catherine
Bison - Wot yer washes yer fyce in

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Concentrate - Pricing plan for ladies (or indeed gentlemen) "of the night".

 

[High Dyke]

Nanoprobe - erotic toy for the older ladies

Wookey Hole. A place for a Nanoprobe.

 

[High Dyke]

Delegate. A scandal in a cooked meat shop.

 

[High Dyke]

Tagine. A flat tangerine.

Lighthouse. A home that's easy to pick up.

 

[Bevan Price]

Ostentatious
A lover of early 19c novels, such as Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice, etc.

I didn't realise she had written novels about Canklow m.p.d. (19C)

 

[Welshman]

I didn't realise she had written novels about Canklow m.p.d. (19C)

Ha Ha!

 

[Busaholic]

Ostentatious
A lover of early 19c novels, such as Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice, etc.

Ostensibly : condensed version of 'Sense and Sensibility'

 

[Busaholic]

Elongate : the next property of Elon Musk to travel into space.