Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Cowley]

Polymorphic A parrot wots not as clever as his mate.

 

[Busaholic]

Polystyrene - parrot fronting a punk band.

 

[AJM580]

Pylon

What haulage bashers do when that rare loco turns up at the station

 

[Welshman]

metaphor

Before colour-lights, a little-known name for the outer home signal.

 

[High Dyke]

Nudity a recently composed short song.

 

[krus_aragon]

Camera Obcsura - Photobomber

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Profanity - Hired supporters/cheerleaders, as found at Trump rallies and at Old Trafford.

 

[krus_aragon]

Totality - Deffinitly not coffee, like...

Carcass - Expression of road rage

 

[High Dyke]

Bedazzle. To blind a bee.

 

[krus_aragon]

Meteor - A paddle made of bacon

 

[High Dyke]

Promotion - Qualified movement.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Provocative - descriptive of one who has really, really found their calling in life.

 

[krus_aragon]

Laboratory - Speech made by a dog

 

[High Dyke]

Pebbledash - A race for stones.

 

[High Dyke]

Camping - When your big end has gone...

 

[gg1]

Cardiology - The study of cardigans

 

[krus_aragon]

Plankton - a lot of timber

 

[Welshman]

carnivorous
an anglicised Welshman who lives for visiting fortresses.

terrible
Lancashire river-bank.

And, talking of river-banks:-
riparian
A rather racy person born mid-March to mid-April.

preposterous
letters awaiting stamps.

Penny Black
the woman who used to sell them back in the day.

 

[High Dyke]

Antecedent: To show a female relative various depressions.

 

[Blindtraveler]

Bustitution:
Anual convention for the coaching and stage caradge industry.

Rocket:

salesperson of seeside confectionary.

 

[High Dyke]

Control to deceive a class of being in Norse mythology and Scandinavian folklore

 

[High Dyke]

Puppetry the arboreal home of a marionette.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Bratislava - child labour.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Frallemanglais - the language spoken by Brits in Europe who sat their GCSEs around 20 years ago.

 

[Busaholic]

Evans - a Welshman who hires out vehicles on the internet.

 

[341o2]

Concrete - criminal from Heraklios
Converse - Prison poetry
Condense - a stupid criminal
Connote - Message left by criminal

Vandyke - Lesbian in a transit

 

[gnolife]

Concrete - criminal from Heraklios
Converse - Prison poetry
Condense - a stupid criminal
Connote - Message left by criminal

Vandyke - Lesbian in a transit

Connives - Armed criminals

 

[GusB]

Condescending - criminal in a lift

 

[Busaholic]

Excoriate - former Coronation Street actor goes out for a meal.

 

[317 forever]

Polyester - a new girl's name combining Polly & Esther