Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Aussie_Rail]

Ostrich - Rich Aussie.

Mine Oag - Australian plague; two pop varieties, Type K & Type D.

I don't get it.

Sycophant: To sink an Elephant.

 

[Bevan Price]

Mine Oag - Australian plague; two pop varieties, Type K & Type D.

I don't get it.

Was intended as a pun on "Minogue" pop singers.

 

[317 forever]

Abersoch - a garment worn on the feet of members of the group who won Eurovision '74

 

[krus_aragon]

Aberdare - The scandal that meant they didn't get chosen again for Eurovision '75!:P

 

[317 forever]

Licence - awareness that someone is not telling the truth

 

[341o2]

Entitle - Mr/mrs/ms/miss for chickens
Encamps - holidays for chickens
Enfever - Bird flu
Entombs or Engrave - Chicken mortuary
Enchase - Going after escaped chickens
Enforce - as in the film Chicken Run
Encage - for battery hens

Inspired by ISIHAC "Encounter - where supermarkets sell chickens" Tim BT

 

[Busaholic]

Contractor - a pretend farm vehicle

 

[krus_aragon]

Uzbekistan - Stanley, could you introduce me to Rebecca?

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Uzbekistan - Stanley, could you introduce me to Rebecca?

Kurdistan - Would you like some cheese, Stanley?

 

[317 forever]

Copper Nitrate - policemen's pay per hour for non-daytime shifts

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Copper Nitrate - policemen's pay per hour for non-daytime shifts

Copper Sulphate - the existential crisis suffered by police officers who have entered into a Faustian pact.

Copper Carbonate - The panel below the windscreen on a patrol vehicle.

 

[Cowley]

Copernicus - We were asking for it really, trying to steal a cash machine with a JCB...

 

[Cowley]

Copperplates - Found in police staff room cupboards.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Evacuation - the feeling that you'll be waiting in line the rest of your life.

 

[Bevan Price]

Wigan - "Put your wig on"

Penistone - "Pen made of stone"

Nottingham - "Piece of ham containing a knot"

 

[Cowley]

Exeter - previous wife devoured girlfriend.

 

[Cowley]

Penistone - That Anthony’s a right plonker.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Penistone - That Anthony’s a right plonker.

Penistone - Caveman-era small change.
Stocksmoor - Othello is subjected to community-enforced public punishment by humiliation.

And moving away from the Huddersfield to Sheffield railway:

Frosting - A gift received courtesy of Gordon Sumner.
Blasting - Gordon Sumner doesn't half go on...
Hosting - Having fallen on hard times, Gordon Sumner decides to "walk the streets for money", much like Roxanne.

 

[Wirewiper]

Copernicus (alternative meaning): underwear for police officers.

 

[Wirewiper]

Barnstaple - huge fastening for farm building.

Hexham - put a curse on someone.

Occupation - type of level crossing.

 

[Bevan Price]

Penistone (Peni-stone).- "Heavy 1p. or 1d. coin"
(Pre-decimal, 1 stone = 14 lbs. weight)

Penistone (Penis-tone)- "Musical male organ"

 

[theageofthetra]

Oscars- Antipodean transport choice.

 

[theageofthetra]

Oscillate - Antipodean with poor time keeping skills.

 

[krus_aragon]

Car Park - Where Noah keeps his fish

 

[61653 HTAFC]

From the buffet car:
Tortilla - Ranking of stone cairns.
L'escargot - A decline in freight traffic.
Margarita - Ms. Hayworth voting for Trump.
Lobster - Shot-putter.
Quattro Formaggi - Thatcher's Audi.
Katsu Chicken - Animal litigation.

 

[Busaholic]

Abdicate - Kate Middleton decides she doesn't want to be Queen

 

[Cowley]

Substantial - Get Stanley on. He’ll score a late winner hopefully...

 

[Bevan Price]

Forest - "A bed or comfortable chair"

Television - "Just seen Terry Wogan's ghost"

 

[Wirewiper]

Quenelle - yes they are difficult to make, aren't they?

 

[341o2]

Car Park - Where Noah keeps his fish

Archives - where Noah kept the bees