Uxbridge English Dictionary

[backontrack]

Syncopate - if Donald Trump hit an iceberg

 

[Requeststop]

Andover - Demand made by a Cockney Bank Robber

Havant - Reason for demand

 

[Busaholic]

In honour of the late, great Victoria Wood, I'll repeat her

COQ AU VIN - sex in the back of a small lorry.

 

[DasLunatic]

Hamburg - oops, I've been eating the pillows again...

 

[krus_aragon]

Populist - Top 40 chart show

 

[DasLunatic]

Rædwald: This thing

Watch it come to life here

 

[krus_aragon]

Slicing - Stealth choir

 

[backontrack]

I like that

Djembe: A rare, valuable herb

Minion: A small shallot

 

[krus_aragon]

I like the small shallot, but don't quote follow Djembe. How is the word usually pronounced?

In the meantime:

Wisconsin - to commit adultery with a cream tea.

 

[backontrack]

I'm afraid I don't quite follow Wisconsin; I don't really get it.

Djembe is pronounced 'jem-bay'.

 

[krus_aragon]

Djembe is pronounced 'jem-bay'.

NOW the smile hits me...

I'm afraid I don't quite follow Wisconsin; I don't really get it.

Think "Wi'-scone-sin". However, if you pronounce "scone" to rhyme with "tone" instead of "gone" then it probably won't flow too well.

 

[Welshman]

Orienteering - jewellery originating from Japan.
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In the meantime:

Wisconsin - to commit adultery with a cream tea.

Alimony - what you may end up paying if your wife Allison finds out.

 

[krus_aragon]

Hemp - posh camel

 

[DasLunatic]

Shrubbery - a fetish object for the Knights of Ni

 

[krus_aragon]

Minister - small teaspoon

 

[backontrack]

NOW the smile hits me...




Think "Wi'-scone-sin". However, if you pronounce "scone" to rhyme with "tone" instead of "gone" then it probably won't flow too well.

I see...and the smile appears.

 

[krus_aragon]

Wacky Baccy - self-flagellation

 

[backontrack]

Fantasy - orange flavoured fizzy ocean

 

[341o2]

silicon - inept criminal

Intent - indoors on a campsite

 

[krus_aragon]

Micropore - small spillage

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Lavatory - A Conservative in a bubble bath.

 

[krus_aragon]

Condescending - criminal in a lift

 

[Busaholic]

Navel gazing - staring intently at ships.

 

[Welshman]

commandeer - a rather mundane ruminant mammal.

speculate - a company of dispensing opticians which has consistently failed to achieve its delivery targets.

 

[Busaholic]

Satire alert....

CONSPIRACY - SS United Kingdom hijacked by a Captain Johnson and Midshipman Gove.

 

[Whistler40145]

JOCKSTRAP - Scottish Belt

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[DasLunatic]

Or...

Jockstrap - snare for slightly muscular students from the States

 

[backontrack]

Toupee: What Donald Trump wants Mexico to do
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Here's another:

Logjam: A blockage in a toilet, or more accurately a rather disgusting form of preserve

 

[krus_aragon]

Discussion - to speak ill of a pillow.

 

[Whistler40145]

Marmite - Mum says yes, but depends on what Dad says.

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