Uxbridge English Dictionary

[krus_aragon]

Invest - Wearing underwear
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Nomad - as sane as a salamander

 

[RepTCTC]

Platform - Long hair, restrained.

Restrain - A desperate proposal to bring old stock back from the dead (see class 442).

Surbiton - Descriptive of a Beetle travelling at three figure speeds.

Spice Girl - Helen Sharman in Birmingham

 

[krus_aragon]

Cubic - to play snooker with a ballpoint

 

[backontrack]

Private - to spy on a big tub

 

[D6975]

An old one
creche
collision between two motor vehicles in Chelsea.

 

[dcsprior]

An old one
creche
collision between two motor vehicles in Chelsea.

When I first heard that, it was in Morningside

 

[backontrack]

Sex - where potatoes are stored in Kensington

Egalitarian - someone who only eats birds of prey

 

[krus_aragon]

With intent - camping holiday

 

[backontrack]

Tower - sixty minutes in Yorkshire

 

[krus_aragon]

When I first heard that, it was in Morningside

And when Willie Rushton said it (as found on ISIHAC's first CD collection), it was in Woking.

 

[backontrack]

Jubilant - an insect on the underground
Vigilant - an ant staying up late
Ruminant - an ant in spacious surroundings

 

[krus_aragon]

Anticlimax - Two insects at it in bed

 

[341o2]

Deoderant It wasn't me....

defence that what keeps me and my neighbour apart

 

[317 forever]

BUS SHELTER - A roof of sorts to keep buses dry

 

[341o2]

Tram Male sheep in Yorkshire

Allocate Prince Wiiliam greeting his wife

 

[Whistler40145]

PARSNIP - Fathers vasectomy.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

TRAIN - Nice weather for Yorkshire ducks.

 

[GatwickDepress]

TREADMILL - a Yorkshire steelworks that is currently ablaze.

 

[Busaholic]

ELONGATE - Yorkshireman's exclamation on first visiting Buck House

 

[krus_aragon]

Commute - to approach quietly

 

[341o2]

Bison Eastender's bathroom sink
Polygon a dead parrot
Polyfilla parrot food
Politics parrot has swallowed a watch

 

[90019]

Hessle - to bother a South African.

 

[krus_aragon]

Pioneer - funny place to put a pasty.

Politics parrot has swallowed a watch

Or a parrot with fleas.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

TOWELS - Nickname of Sheffield Wednesday.
BRADFORD (BRATFUD) - as manufactured by Cow & Gate, among others.

 

[341o2]

Pioneer - funny place to put a pasty.



Or a parrot with fleas.

or fleas which infest parrots....

 

[krus_aragon]

Smart - What you find at the Tate Gallery

 

[341o2]

Metronome small person on the Paris underground....or Tyne & Wear etc

 

[krus_aragon]

Inhabitable - not suitable to be a monk

 

[DasLunatic]

THAMESLINK: A subdued, slow movement

 

[backontrack]

Bitter: Used to make pancakes in South Africa