Uxbridge English Dictionary

[krus_aragon]

Alaska - Let me check with the wife.

 

[backontrack]

Pet: A cow's poo in South Africa

 

[Buttsy]

Merseyside: The killing of scousers

 

[backontrack]

Merseyside: Somewhere between Murder and Suicide, aka Liverpool's performance in the football last night
Torquay: A bit like torque
Torbay: Spicy leaves you find at Glastonbury
Tyneside: The handle on a fork

 

[Buttsy]

Creche: A car accident in Chelsea

 

[backontrack]

We've done that one.

An old one
creche
collision between two motor vehicles in Chelsea.

When I first heard that, it was in Morningside

Sex - where potatoes are stored in Kensington

Egalitarian - someone who only eats birds of prey

 

[krus_aragon]

Torquay: A bit like torque

Or:

Torquay - New-fangled film with sound.

 

[backontrack]

Ecclesiastical: Relating to the Cake of Manchester and its bakers.

 

[Buttsy]

****less: A failed Irish lothario
Diverging: A failed Welsh lorthario
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[krus_aragon]

Nurofen - East Anglian psychiatric ward
Paracetamol - Bird feed

 

[Buttsy]

Decade: Ant

 

[backontrack]

****less: A failed Irish lothario
Diverging: A failed Welsh lorthario
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Wrought - opposite to left in South Africa
Lift - opposite to right in South Africa

 

[IanD]

icons - criminals working for Apple

irate - the charge for using Apple products

ideal - discount on an Apple product

idea - Apple Rudolph

icier - Apple prophet

IQ - those sad people outside the Apple store at midnight on release day

icicle - Apple bike

igloo - used to stick Apple products together

 

[Busaholic]

Lifted from the edition of the radio show broadcast today, but I thought it worth passing on (spoken by Rob Brydon, I believe)

TRUMPET - a young follower of Trump. It was followed by Jeremy Hardy's TRUMP - an obnoxious noise from an arse, which met with applause from the audience.

 

[backontrack]

I hope both of them sung! Rob is really good at singing, but Jeremy brings a lump to the eye and a tear to the throat. :P

 

[Busaholic]

I hope both of them sung! Rob is really good at singing, but Jeremy brings a lump to the eye and a tear to the throat. :P

Jack Dee said on today's show that he listened to Jeremy's singing 'through gritted ears'. Brilliant!

 

[backontrack]

Jeremy's best singing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZqNqAhpn3E
Rob's best singing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnaXXpbGOsA (Rob is last)

EILEEN: To rest my elbow on a ledge
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Carfin: An aerodynamic gadget BMW are creating in order to make everyone forget about their high emissions

 

[steveandrews]

The skill set used by Apple employees when they defraud people out of money.

 

[Jona26]

Buttercup - face down

Erectile - where to find the Viagra in the chemists

 

[krus_aragon]

Portent - camping under the stars

 

[krus_aragon]

As yesterday was St Dwynwen's Day, and St Valentine's Day is approaching, here's one for those candlelit dinners:

Datum Plate - romantic tableware

 

[backontrack]

Parting - a Jamaican golfing term

 

[D6975]

Decapod
Where Ant's mate keeps his tunes.

 

[krus_aragon]

Tarmac - Displaying gratitude to a Scotsman

 

[Welshman]

Tabby

a big church in Yorkshire,

 

[londiscape]

Shambolic - prosthetic testicle

 

[krus_aragon]

Pantaloon - Exhausted madman

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Toast

A Yorkshireman holding a dinner-party.

 

[londiscape]

Tour - where a Yorkshireman might go to obtain sexual favours

 

[Busaholic]

Bending the rules a bit with this one, but topical:-

Passionkiller - being required to give the police 24 hours notice of your intention to have sex