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On 31st October 2000, during a clash between local rivals Cross Farm Park Celtic and Taunton East Reach Wanderers, the fastest red card since records began was brandished by no-nonsense referee Peter Kearle, just seconds into the game.
"You've got to be kidding me?" said a stunned Todd after the card was given. Looking back, it was a completely fair reaction. The incident played out just moments after both teams entered the field of play.
"We were about to kick-off and the referee reminded us about swearing like he normally did," Todd told SPORTbible. "And as he walked past me, he blew the whistle for kick-off but blew it right in my ear.
"I bent down, muttered "**** me, ref, that was loud!" and the next thing I knew, I had a red card in my face."
Just two seconds in and Kearle had given the Cross Farm Park Celtic striker his marching orders, citing 'foul and abusive language' as the reason behind his early bath.
The 22-year-old was fined £27 and banned for 35 days for the "**** me, that was loud!" comment.
"I let him know that he nearly burst my eardrum." Lee, now 42, says. "I was like, 'are you are taking the ****' and he said 'no, you're off. You've just sworn and I told you not to.'
"Before the game, he said any swearing was unacceptable but all I did was bend down, with my head in my hands, and just shouted. That's all I did. It wasn't directed towards him. I was just swearing to myself.
"I thought he was just taking the mick."
No, it was quicker than that - 2 seconds apparently
RomeYes, that's one -- and that is indeed the author (he writes London-centred fiction too). Now seeking the other ...
I'm afraid not, unless it's the same person who wrote the song, William Blake, but I guess it isn't...!!!The book is Jerusalem: The Biography (ugh), yes -- can you tell us the author?
I'm afraid not, unless it's the same person who wrote the song, William Blake, but I guess it isn't...!!!
Can a biography not be written about a non-human animal?@Gloster: you gave -- unprompted by setter -- correct city and author for one of the two; so you get to write the next Biography (please, not about anything that isn't a human being).
"Fluke" by James Herbert springs to mind...Can a biography not be written about a non-human animal?
Mae West
Errol Flynn ?
If I may, next question:Going out tomorrow all day so Open Floor please.
Surely that's 'New Guinea', (aka Papua New Guinea). 'Guinea' might be worth £1.1s.0d.Guinea.

See belowGuinea.
That's correct (Papua New Guinea is only half of the island of New Guinea), your turn...Surely that's 'New Guinea', (aka Papua New Guinea). 'Guinea' might be worth £1.1s.0d.![]()
That's shrinkflation for you.See below
That's correct (Papua New Guinea is only half of the island of New Guinea), your turn...