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Xenophon PCDGS

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Day 4 saw Australia move onto 311 then Head finally fell to the bowling of Tongue with a score of 170 to his name. Carey was the next to go for 72 to Stokes then Inglis became another wicket for Tongue.

More quick success followed, as Carse took the wickets of both Cummins and Lyon in two balls and Archer had Boland caught and bowled to end the Australian second innings at 349 all out. Six wickets had fallen rather quicker than expected.

Australia have set England a target of 435 to win.
 
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Australia really blew it this morning batting.

Should be a 500 plus chase

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Me at the pub this afternoon watching cricket pint orders: 6

English wickets: 6

1 pint for 1 wicket.

Clearly the difference today.


Stumps

England 6/207.

Require 228 on Day 5.

Australia have one hand on the urn
 
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At least the overs (just about, if you take the extra half hour as part of the day's play nowadays) got bowled today - obviously a load of spin helps.
 

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In remembrance of Bazball.

Brutally murdered by Australia at Adelaide Oval on the 21st day of December 2025.
At least England made a respectable score of 352 from 102.5 overs in their second innings thanks to Smith (60), Jacks (47) and Carse (39 not out) from the middle and lower batsmen which no one really expected when the score was 194-6 and did not have the same late order collapse that Australia did in their second innings, when their last six wickets fell for less than 40 runs.

"Brutally murdered" gives the impression that Australia won by a three-figure run margin, when the truth was only a double-figure run margin.
 
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At least England made a respectable score of 352 from 102.5 overs in their second innings thanks to Smith (60), Jacks (47) and Carse (39 not out) from the middle and lower batsmen which no one really expected when the score was 194-6 and did not have the same late order collapse that Australia did in their second innings, when their last six wickets fell for less than 40 runs.

"Brutally murdered" gives the impression that Australia won by a three-figure run margin, when the truth was only a double-figure run margin.
It's more that despite all the bluster about Bazball it's 3-0.

It was questioned before the series on whether it would work on the larger Australian grounds and the answer is a very resounding no. It's no surprise the one ground where the pitch and field were most suited it worked better.
 

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11 days to throw away the ashes. Over before Xmas.

Arrogant and poorly prepared. Mental weakness, technical failures and tactically inept
 

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The better performance at Adelaide is more down to England getting used to local conditions, and starting to play with more patience. A shame that instead of proper warm up games, we used the first 2 Tests instead...
 

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The better performance at Adelaide is more down to England getting used to local conditions, and starting to play with more patience. A shame that instead of proper warm up games, we used the first 2 Tests instead...
Overlooking the importance of warm-up games also means England didn't have a specialist spinner match-ready to be selected for an Adelaide test. Crazy not to play a specialist spinner there.
 

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The better performance at Adelaide is more down to England getting used to local conditions, and starting to play with more patience. A shame that instead of proper warm up games, we used the first 2 Tests instead...
The pitch was flatter and shorter square boundaries at Adelaide.

Perth and Brisbane bigger boundaries and bouncier pitches.

Bazball was always going to get tested on conditions not suited for it
 

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The pitch was flatter and shorter square boundaries at Adelaide.

Perth and Brisbane bigger boundaries and bouncier pitches.

Bazball was always going to get tested on conditions not suited for it
Our bowling has definitely improved as the series has gone on, in the Adelaide 2nd innings we finally started pitching it up more.

Crawley looked like a proper opener in Adelaide.
 

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Private Eye magazine famously doesn't have an online edition, so I can't provide a link, but I hope it's not too problematic for copyright if I transcribe a piece which amused me a lot amid all the gloom coming out of Adelaide.
TV HIGHLIGHTS

I'm A Cricketer, Get Me Out For A Duck!
Sky Sports 4am
Climax of the reality TV show in which celebrity England cricketers are stranded in Australia in unfriendly conditions and tasked to perform several humiliating 'tests', including batting, bowling and catching the ball occasionally. Viewers however have complained that this series is becoming too predictable, especially after top celebrity cricketer Ben 'Angry Ginge' Stokes was forced to eat a disgusting slice of humble pie before being dismissed from the Gabbatoir.
EYE RATING: Drop everything to watch the Aussies having a bazball of a time!
Well done to the Eye for brightening my morning.
 
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Private Eye magazine famously doesn't have an online edition, so I can't provide a link, but I hope it's not too problematic for copyright if I transcribe a piece which amused me a lot amid all the gloom coming out of Adelaide.

Well done to the Eye for brightening my morning.

Brilliant :lol:
 

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And if you believe what's written, permanently clattered on the tour. Unforgivable if true.
 

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According to Rob Key England have been at 20% in this ashes series.

I think he missed the decimal point out!
20 percent what? Drunk?

Its really just a Australian holiday with cricket getting in the way.
Given they like doing everything but cricket they can go for a ride on the Metro Tunnel.


Theyre the Essendon Football Club or Carlton Football Club of cricket at the moment.

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And if you believe what's written, permanently clattered on the tour. Unforgivable if true.
Ben Duckett best on ground going off that footage
 
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A silly public school boy jolly outing with the media looking after their mates
You do have to wonder how rotten the culture is within that camp at the moment.

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I can tell your fellow countrymen are in town just by being at the pub.

The average English pubgoer has a look about them. Its the same look I saw when I was in the pubs on my trip a couple months back.


Asking for a taste sample of Carlton Draught is quite a choice. Then ordering a pint after it is even more something.
Its basically the same stuff you can get at a spoons!

This is just treason.

The barmy army even have a merch stand set up at the pub across the road


As a side note I've reached 10 years as a member of dropped crowd catch club.
Put one down at the Melbourne Renegades vs Sydney Sixers BBL game a decade ago

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What a wild days play.

18 wickets so far.

Ok 19.

The players races are sponsored by the Metro Tunnel
The races have been more busy than said Metro tunnel

Australia all out for 152
England all out for 110.

Tomorrow a one day game will decide it.

The greatest Victorian to ever live gets a 4 on the last ball of Boxing day
 
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Two notable bowling returns....one by each side....

Tongue ... 11.2 - 2 - 45 - 5

Neser .....10 - 1 - 45 - 4

When England were 16-4, I had visions of a less-than 50 all out total.
You got close to 1964 lows apparently

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Ive ended up at the Duke of Wellington and its a good crowd full of poms.

And apparently the East Pakenham train Im on started at Waterloo judging by the english accents on the train.

As as side note 94k rocked up to day 1.
 
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