cows causing disruption

[Via Bank]

What a load of bulls**t.

 

[ANorthernGuard]

1W91 now moving, into Newport a staggering 105L, pretty impressive from a few cows

Since when did they replace nodding donkeys with Cows???

 

[Statto]

Just as well it wasn't any Poultry involved, that would really fowl up the line!


Gets coat.

 

[ANorthernGuard]

Just as well it wasn't any Poultry involved, that would really fowl up the line!


Gets coat.

No one likes to see Chicken on the line if so there goose would be cooked!

 

[LCC106]

@Statto @ANorthernGuard Now now, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

 

[Flamingo]

Well, at least Network Rail has lots of cowboys to deal with them...

 

[ChiefPlanner]

The NR log item referred to "approximately 45 cows" and the Taunton - Cardiff train stopped and surrounded by cows .......

 

[table38]

Residents adjacent to the railway probably complained about the horns.

 

[90019]

I can't believe I'm herring all of this!

Oh bullocks, wrong pun.

 

[Dr.iver]

Not sure if we have Herd all the cow jokes tonight

 

[Flamingo]

What do you call a woman who takes a load of cows out of a freezer?

Thora Hird




(Thaw a herd, gettit?




Is that my train? Gotta go...)

 

[Badger]

Do we need to wait for it to rain before the jokes lie down?

 

[Donny Dave]

I think between us, we have milked the situation for all it's worth. Time to moove onto another topic ....

*Runs hell for leather out of the thread*

 

[table38]

That's bull.

Don't have a cow, man.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then sells you some milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Nazism: You have 2 cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows

 

[Temple Meads]

I herd the trains are mooving again now, whoever sorted it out deserves a generous pat on the back eh?

 

[thameslink2000]

I herd the trains are mooving again now, whoever sorted it out deserves a generous pat on the back eh?

Yes fully agree, Well Done to whoever got the line clear. Quite a Rare situation to have cows on the line.

 

[Oswyntail]

I hope the public stakeholders appreciate how the industry coped

 

[ollyrogers]

I rate the response medium to well done.

 

[Yew]

I hope the public stakeholders appreciate how the industry coped

You spelt it wrong, its steakholders

 

[thameslink2000]

You spelt it wrong, its steakholders

Bit harsh to rib him for his spelling misteak.

 

[LCC106]

Suet's all worked out ok in the end. Phew!

 

[Dr.iver]

Someone deserve a proper grilling for letting em on the track

 

[Michael.Y]

Me: Saw a flock of cows today.
Tim: HERD of cows....
Me: Course I've heard of cows, I saw a flock of 'em earlier.

 

[table38]

Oh well if we are doing random cow jokes, there's the one about little Billy coming home from school and his Mum says what did you do today?

Billy says they want on a nature walk and saw some F***ers.

Well, the teacher said they were F-ers but we knew what she meant.

 

[AlterEgo]

Bit harsh to rib him for his spelling misteak.

Blimey, you don't mince your words, do you?

 

[thameslink2000]

Two days later and the jokes are still coming
I might steer clear of this thread for a while.

 

[bnm]

Most of these jokes are just bullocks.

 

[table38]

I'm sure we can rustle up a few more.

 

[Michael.Y]

I'll get on the horn.

It's a good job no train routes run through Hay.

 

[table38]

Good job there wasn't any livestock on the railway in Scotland this afternoon.

With all those gales blowing, the cows would have been over the moon.