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MidnightFlyer
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I can't udderstand why that would cause problems.
That was exceptionally poor on my behalf
That was exceptionally poor on my behalf
scotsman
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Didn't know my mate's ex was in Wales...
466.networkers
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Hope they moove off soon otherwise trains will have to take an-udder route.
I'll get me coat.
I'll get me coat.
Badger
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I think blaming it on cows is perhaps milking it a bit.
That's bull.
YorkshireBear
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oooooooo
burn. Some of the ones on facebook NRE disruption are fantastic!
"The cows have been mooved! They apologise for becoming the laughing stock. They got lost on their way to the moovies *gets coat"
The italics isnt mine.
Maybe we should rename this thread as, "come on RailUK members its joke time"
TheJRB
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This is udderly terrible moo-ws. 
Hydro
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I can't think of any good jokes on the hoof I'm afraid.
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Some of the ones on facebook NRE disruption are fantastic!
"The cows have been mooved! They apologise for becoming the laughing stock. They got lost on their way to the moovies *gets coat"
The italics isnt mine.
Maybe we should rename this thread as, "come on RailUK members its joke time"
Do you want a "pat" on the back?
YorkshireBear
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Do you want a "pat" on the back?
i really really dont!!!!
Why not? What's your beef?
YorkshireBear
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Its never ending! Made me laugh that one did
I cant think of a reply that sets another one up :/
wensley
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1W91 now moving, into Newport a staggering 105L, pretty impressive from a few cows
Badger
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Jersey what you've started? They'll be churning out cheesy jokes for decades. Someone butter stop this beefore it gets mooved.
(We got stopped at a level crossing in the car once, only there were no tracks, just barriers and lights. Turned out to be for a giant stream of cows.)
(We got stopped at a level crossing in the car once, only there were no tracks, just barriers and lights. Turned out to be for a giant stream of cows.)
westcoaster
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Not a heifer-y day occurrence. I'll moooove along. 45 cows that's a pretty big obstacle, more than enough to derail even the heaviest of trains.
ChiefPlanner
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Keep them coming ...
Anybody thought of a job as a joke writer for a Christmas Cracker firm ? (hopefully UK based)
Anybody thought of a job as a joke writer for a Christmas Cracker firm ? (hopefully UK based)
tsr
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All I can say is it was a misteak for Network Tail to allow it. I can't think many commooters are amoosed.
a good off
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You lot are just milking this to death now...
Statto
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All the puns, & i can't think of one off the hoof!
Then she should put on her Jersey
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