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Uxbridge et al, albeit on the Underground, had a good step down to the Picc stock and a good step up to A stock.

To determine which members will strike after the referendum?

The bay at Woking?

Gets me from A to B I can put a bike on it I can sit down

I thought of a joke, but it's a bit cr- I'll stop there.

I know of a place which used car registrations. The three letters were combinations that were not valid for a registration, or so they thought. "Would the owner of a red Golf, C 132 DXY report to reception" and DXY would have a special meaning. They stopped doing this when they saw a car in...

The South, which also has Pacers? The South, which has the oldest stock in use on a non heritage line? Yep. It's only the North that has old stuff.

I've been at venues where Mr Sands was a package, and Mr Fox was a fire. A venue I was recently at had Mr Sands for a fire and Mr Ahmed :roll: for a package. They have since changed that for another codeword.

If it starts being waved vigorously and banged against your train as you go past it with someone swearing loudly at you, it was red.

BTP with a stinger?

You both have a ticket from A to B which is only valid when you are sat in a specific seat? Sit on the other person's lap

Turn up to work drunk and drive the train upside down, managing to reduce passenger fatalities?

Sniper? Daring heroics from a helicopter to drop someone on to subdue the driver, or break continuity forcing the brakes to apply? BTP constable in uniform stood ahead with his arm stretched outwards, palm facing the oncoming train?

Makes sense, don't you have to live within 45 minutes of work? With the risk of bad weather cancelling the ferries/hovercraft, you'd not be able to get to work.

It does a preauthorisation of £1, then takes the rest out later

My ASDA has some 24 hour pumps which are pay at pump only, with drive through lanes open during the day as well. This is the first unmanned station I saw https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.742509,-1.116867,3a,75y,160.86h,80.97t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sP4z2xJ0l14YMwC9r6ZexQQ!2e0 My next nearest...

I knew this wood end up as a load of jokes

Funnily enough, a tangentally related RAIB report came out today http://www.raib.gov.uk/publications/investigation_reports/reports_2014/report172014.cfm

My local ASDA petrol station got my card locked. > Insert card, enter PIN. £1 pre-authorisation transaction happens. Doesn't want to start dispensing. Tells me to start again. > Insert card, enter PIN. £1 pre-authorisation transaction happens. Doesn't want to start dispensing. Tells me to...

When I was younger, the bus companies here had mandatory ID cards for 14-16 year olds. These were issued from the travel offices, once proof of age was presented and verified. No ID, adult fare. Try to use your First Bus "I'm only 15 card" on a Stagecoach service? Adult fare. Try to use your...