When the commentator says 'Matveinko' I think he's saying 'Matt Bianco'.
You'd think with five extra bodies in the defence we wouldn't find it so easy to score four past them!When the commentator says 'Matveinko' I think he's saying 'Matt Bianco'.
So Southgate guides England to their second successive Semi-Final at a major Tournament despite a mediocre record as a Club Manager.
Is it him or the players - what has changed ?
Very strange to watch a game from the first minute to the last and be totally assured that England were going to win it.
Shaw delivered two perfect crosses tonight.
Yesssss ENGLAND! Great performance, I'm so impressed with our defence, the only chances we conceded to Ukraine were through individual mistakes.
Maguire, Stones and Shaw were all utterly magnificent. Sterling is proving all the haters wrong and has been superb. I'll never not be nervous watching England but I am going to live in the moment and enjoy it as much as I can right now!
I think I felt comfortable just after Henderson scored
Shaw: No idea why he is in the team. He only passes backwards. Useless.
Kane: Looks like he is pulling a caravan. Useless.
Southgate: too cautious. Ni urgency or verve. Useless.
Oh, hang on.........................
Yep. I’ve completely disembarked from knocking Southgate or the team in any way at this point.
This is the best I’ve seen for decades and after that second goal went in it hit me that I’m actually enjoying this.
I’ll never be complacent but something special is happening here…
Yes - he knows what he is doing. Keep the ball. Defend well. Score. Defend. Control. Win.
I think I was enjoying it but found it very difficult to process the feelings. It just felt wrong and unnatural to be so calm and assured and in complete control. I found it very strange. Why wasn't I all angsty?
It may have been the most clinical tournament performance I have seen from England. Complete control. Almost taking the pi$$ by the end. Henderson scoring. The matrix is broken!
I saw a tweet that said Southgate has been in charge for 50% of the semi final appearances England have made! Ramsey and Robson only had one semi final each. Southgate has 2. Madness.
A further factoid form my own memory banks: Both keepers in the England V Denmark semi final made their professional debuts with Darlington Football Club.
Kasper Schmeichel (On loan from Manchester City) January 2006Oh I like that last one. Is that true?
Going to be a lot of pressure on Kasper Schmeichal's son seeing both their father and grand-father played football for Denmark!Kasper Schmeichel (On loan from Manchester City) January 2006
It is so good when your team scores within a few minutes of the start of a game and especially good when they repeat the performance within a couple of minutes of coming back on just after half time.
Kasper Schmeichel (On loan from Manchester City) January 2006
Jordan Pickford (On loan from Sunderland) January 2012
Both excellent. Both several steps above the level they played at. Both clearly destined for good careers despite being very young ( 17 for Pickford)

Going to be a lot of pressure on Kasper Schmeichal's son seeing both their father and grand-father played football for Denmark!![]()
Yeah but in fairness only one played for darlo
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Bad news people: the england semi final will be on itv. England have a 17% win rate on itv. Ffs.
We beat the germans - now to beat the itv curse!

Think these are quite possibly odds for match results after 90 minutes. If the respective games go to extra time/penalties, they are deemed to have been 'draws' and you wouldn't win anything unless that's what you had separately selected.Paddy Power are currently offering the following odds on the Euro semi finals:-
Italy 29/20
Spain 19/10
England 7/10
Denmark 4/1