I think I've narrowed it down to eight, although I've had to cheat a bit (No. 5). It's interesting that a lot of people above have selected 8 MPs from one political party, or at least from one side of the political spectrum. I hope my list is more balanced, recognising that there are good MPs who I disagree with. In no particular order:
1) Jeremy Hunt (Con)
This should be obvious. I found it hard not to list him in all eight slots. What an odious little man this is. It takes a special kind of incompetence to infuriate a generation of doctors, yet somehow he's managed to achieve this. Morale amongst junior doctors in the NHS is exceptionally low as a direct result of his rhetoric. He has deliberately lied and manipulated statistics to advance his cause, in the process damaging public trust in healthcare and damaging trust in healthcare professionals. He is an absolute disgrace as a politician.
I refuse to work as a doctor in England whilst this man is health secretary. It amazes me that he was not fired on Thursday.
2) Andrea Leadsom (Con)
I hadn't even heard of this woman until the last big TV debate before the referendum, and I wish it had stayed that way. She has proven herself to be quite a vile woman. In the past week alone, she has stated that
men should not be employed in childcare in case they're paedophiles, and that
childlessness makes you unable to lead a country (apologising to her opponent by text message). Her CV also appears to be a work of fiction, as does her campaigning platform in the referendum (although, to be fair, she is hardly alone in that regard).
3) Diane Abbott (Lab)
I do have to applaud the first black woman to be elected to the House of Commons, and I'll admit I do share some views with her. Actions to promote equality are always welcome. Unfortunately, she seems to be frankly racist herself at times against the white community, which does not help the cause of equality. Racism against any race is unacceptable.
4) Douglas Carswell (UKIP)
I do respect that, on his defection to UKIP, he sought legitimacy in a by-election. Thankfully he is currently their only MP. I strongly disagree with huge chunks of the manifesto he stood for. I disagree with his views on equality. I cannot fathom why anyone would want to repeal the Firearms Act, the Dangerous Dogs Act and the War Crimes Act. His denial of climate change is depressing.
5) Sinn Fein
All of them. I'm counting them as one, because even added together all of their contributions to parliament are less than that of the most inactive MP. Now, as a Scottish Nationalist, it will come as no surprise that I do not want to be ruled by Westminster. Yet, the SNP have demonstrated that you can be actively involved in the democratic process whilst wanting to change it. In spite of the fact that the SNP block would all vote themselves out of a job, they have been active in Westminster, and even praised for their enthusiasm on occasion (although they are not all perfect - see below). Sinn Fein on the other hand clearly have no intent to represent their constituents, who lack any representation on this important level. Whilst all active MPs can represent all of their constituents (even those who didn't vote for them), Sinn Fein fail to represent those in their constituencies who do want a voice at Westminster.
6) Nadine Dorries (Con)
I disagree strongly with this woman's views on equality, and her (thankfully failed) bill to promote abstinence only sex education was frankly moronic. She seems to allow her religious views to unduly influence her political position. However, my biggest anger comes from the fact that she abandoned her constituents to go on "I'm a Celebrity... No, really, I am". This demonstrates clearly where her priorities lie - shameful self-promotion over her duty to parliament and to her constituents.
7) Natalie McGarry (Ind, formerly SNP)
A lot of the gripes about her are allegations surrounding her use of political funds that she has the right to defend. I'm keeping an open mind with this whilst the investigation is ongoing. If proven, they are damning in and of themselves. To stick with hard facts, her online presence has been frankly repugnant, with quite a few horrendous comments made about Unionist members of the public that show Scottish Nationalism (and, indeed, Scotland itself) in a bad light.
8) Jeremy Corbyn (Lab)
His stubbornness in the face of opposition within his own party is an embarrassment. Ultimately, it is the whole country that suffers as a result of his party's internal disputes and his inability to command the respect of his own MPs. His inability to form a stable shadow cabinet wasn't really a huge issue in the immediate post-referendum period - after all there was no government to oppose. But now that Theresa May has formed a government, it must be held to account and it is the job of the shadow cabinet to perform that role. I agree that he was democratically elected to the position, but he needs to stand again to gain legitimacy and his failure to voluntarily do so has served only to damage his party and to weaken the Commons.