I'm baffled as to how anybody reads the Express. Genuinely, I'm astonished that they are able to stay in business.
It's pure laughing stock. Basically, "Diana / Madeleine McCann / house prices". Repeat ad infinitum.
They've got 6 headlines:
The Royal Family (usually featuring Diana and how much they love her).
Madeleine McCann (usually featuring the latest paper-thin evidence).
The EU (usually featuring immigration and how much they hate it).
XYZ causes cancer (usually the same as whatever miracle cure they loved last week).
MIRACLE CURE! (usually the same as whatever caused cancer last week).
Terrible Weather on the Way (about the only sensible stuff they ever publish, and yet they still manage to make it doom and gloom).
I really don't think they've ever had anything else, if I'm honest.