In this country we seem to have a tendency to use automated announcement voices that sound like they're shouting, which certainly makes the quantity of announcements a lot more unpleasant. In Germany the voices sound a lot more "conversational".
It could be worse. We could have Aviavox, the horribly grating Dutch-accented announcements used (amongst other places) at Heathrow.
Platform gaps and so forth are genuine dangers. Perhaps indiscriminate and repetitive announcements are not the best way of dealing with it - the ideal solution would be to have rolling stock with sliding steps and adjust platform heights across the country - but the sad reality is that this costs more than sticking an announcement on the system and set it to play a few times an hour, so we're pretty much stuck with it.
There is a specific locally-recorded announcement at Lewisham platform 2 that plays when a train is approaching. It's recorded in a local male accent and even longer than usual, going "attention please attention please. Customers on platform 2. Think about the gap. Think about how you will get on or how you will get off" and several further sentences.
It gets just as tuned out as the rest.
Please mind the gap between the train and platform edge - Isn't it reasonable to expect that if pax managed to get on safely, they should be able to get off similarly?
Not necessarily; not all stations' platform-train interfaces are the same.
Personally i really liked the "[station]. This is [station]." announcements. They were very reassuring to hear especially on late night trains when it was difficult to know where you were. It was very disappointing when the Amey systems were removed and as such these "[station]. This is [station]." announcements have all disappeared.
Yes, I miss these as well.
They need to organise announcements so that people learn to tune in and out appropriately.
- Urgent/emergency announcements: male voice "attention please!"
- Cancellations/platform alterations/service alteration: male voice "may I have your attention please!"
- Facilities announcements (e.g., no catering/reservations/short-formed train): female voice "train announcer calling!"
- All other announcements: female voice, no preceding phrase.
Other than "train announcer calling" which is a little dated, I agree with this concept. Different chimes would be another option although perhaps there would be less familiarity.
If you think the GatEx is excessive, spend 30 minutes at Brussels south. Every train in Flemish and French, Eurostars and ICE also have English and German, often both.
This can be done well if there is the will to do so. I took an NS train to Brussel-Zuid some years ago and the guard made brief to-the-point announcements in four languages.
I am not sure why so many TOCs are obsessed with that tactile paving announcement. First it was the See It Say It Sort It announcement that appeared everywhere and now it is the tactile paving one. GWR and SWR and LNER and Southeastern all seem to be using it.
I assume a TOC somewhere got sued over it.