What made you nervous today?

[djw1981]

What,......this country is getting more and more silly.

 

[me123]

I got any early valentines card today...

I'll be getting none tomorrow. I've tried asking for love potions, but they don't work. The doctors won't put me on 24 hours of general anaesthetic, and thus tomorrow will merely by my friend's birthday.

 

[P156KWJ]

Just aswell I don't have a moped then

mopeds only have one usage. That's to deliver pizza.

 

[Coxster]

mopeds only have one usage. That's to deliver pizza.

I agree - hence why I have (*looks at Chaz's post*) 'a SuperPed' for 'extra flailability'*~ It's just like Citroen Saxos are for drug deals and getaways.





* Phrasing Copyright © Dealer Charles Sherratt 2008.
~ Or 'Scooter' for short.

 

[Guinness]

The 1.1i aren't good but the 1.6i VTS are reasonably good at getaways and for extra flailability.

 

[Craig]

and for making you look like a complete chav?

 

[5872]

I got any early valentines card today. It said on it,

"One a Scale of one to ten (Opens Card) I would defiantly give you one" hock: If you don't understand it's meant in a sexual way

I never thought I was that dirty, took me a while to figure out it was though, I have a brief idea...

Oh nath .

 

[djw1981]

The postman brought me very heavy post today - my new gerber. And that was all!! I am very happy - no worrying about who sent it, why did I not send them one etc.

 

[devon_metro]

The 1.1i aren't good but the 1.6i VTS are reasonably good at getaways and for extra flailability.

1.6 Moped?

Hell - Thought our car was fast

 

[16CSVT2700]

My rents' new Zafira is a 1.8L 16valve, and goes like fecal matter off a rather slippy shovel! Got a beasty growl to it when it starts from a stop too

 

[Gizmogle]

Feeling so damn sick all the time

 

[16CSVT2700]

Feeling so damn sick all the time

I told you to stop eating those weird looking mushrooms!

 

[P156KWJ]

What The Hell Is That???

 

[Coxster]

What The Hell Is That???

A toadstool... obviously.

 

[Craig]

Is that worse than a Loadstool?

 

[laseandre]

Very.

 

[Aureol]

Surely nothing can be worse than a Loadstool

 

[class 313]

Surely nothing can be worse than a Loadstool

Mwahahaha

 

[mbonwick]

Made me nervous today: Jord will understand the first bit (I ain't saying), second bit was the improper and downright wrong suggestions that my mates were making over what to do at tonight's disco, which i decided not to go to.

 

[Aureol]

Sexual intercourse, mbonwick?

 

[P156KWJ]

Sexual intercourse, mbonwick?

what made me nervous today was the fact that I was waiting for the hull trains class 86 at grantham (delayed by 56 minutes anyway due to a NXEC train faliure at potters bar) and i was worried i would DIE IN THE ******* COLD WIND OR GO BLIND IN THE STUPIDLY BRIGHT SUN!!!:mad: it was worth the wait though

 

[37412]

...what made me nervous today was the fact that I was waiting for the hull trains class 86 at grantham (delayed by 56 minutes anyway due to a NXEC train faliure at potters bar)...

For the morning train the ECS arrived late from Bounds Green due to DVT problems I beleive, however that is if it was the evening train you were photting???

 

[mbonwick]

Sexual intercourse, mbonwick?

No, my mates were suggesting gay rape etc, given what they did to someone on the playing fields that lunch, I didn't doubt.....

Actually, I wasn't intending to go from the outset, too many people who hate me were going.

 

[P156KWJ]

For the morning train the ECS arrived late from Bounds Green due to DVT problems I beleive, however that is if it was the evening train you were photting???

nah, i was awaiting the 0935 kings x-doncaster / hull