Uxbridge English Dictionary

[PG]

Heroic - a man who can't row a boat very well.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Cassowary - A dodgy hotpot

 

[Bank Foot AM]

Perturb - Shapely aromatic plant.

 

[Bank Foot AM]

Disturb - Criticised an aromatic plant.

 

[daveo]

Syntax - a charge for doing wrong (also known as a fine, or even a penalty fare)

 

[PG]

Fraction - person opposed to fracking.

 

[High Dyke]

Smidgeon - a small pigeon.

 

[DaleCooper]

Kathmandu - A social gathering of ailurophiles.

 

[Bank Foot AM]

Ailurophile - A lover of continental beers.

 

[High Dyke]

Prolapse - in favour of going round in circles.

 

[Bank Foot AM]

Tedium - Boredom felt whilst waiting for the kettle to boil.

 

[Bank Foot AM]

Tram - a Yorkshire farmer's male sheep (although they would more likely be referred to as a 'tup').

Tup - Yorkshire term used to identify the line on which trains travel towards London.
Darn - Southern term used to identify the line on which trains travel away from London.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Somersault - a seasonal condiment

 

[D6130]

Incontinent - travelling in Europe.

Doubly-incontinent - travelling in Europe and Asia.

 

[PG]

Extent - location where former partners may be found.

 

[Bank Foot AM]

Contemporary - Remand prisoner.

 

[PG]

Looking - a man who has diarrhoea.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

 Carrot - what you get when an automobile suffers from corrosion

 

[PG]

Scottish - a bit like Scott.

 

[daveo]

vibrant - "with it" insect

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Decant - A gestalt entity presenting television shows

 

[Bank Foot AM]

Paralegal - An airdropped lawyer.

 

[D6130]

Paramedic - a doctor who jumps out of aircraft.

 

[Bank Foot AM]

Parachutist - A less-qualified assassin.

 

[PG]

Stickler - a curator of sticks.

 

[Bank Foot AM]

Topped up - Prize ram.

 

[Bank Foot AM]

Impinge - Dating app for small mythical creatures.

 

[xotGD]

Hyacinth - Say hello to Cynthia.

 

[PG]

Hygiene - saying hello to Jean.

 

[daveo]

variant - a chameleon like insect