Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Xenophon PCDGS]

Chatham...a conversational pig.

 

[xotGD]

Annex - a former partner

Window - a lottery prize for bread makers

 

[IanD]

When he does eventually leave, the Sun should use that as a headline.

They will CW2, they will. Especially if he goes to Olympiakos.

 

[Ashley Hill]

Apex - a former partner having a tantrum.

 

[Harpo]

Invidious - YouTube star
Intent - Camping holiday
Discontent - Musical camping holiday

 

[D6130]

Concave - an imitation hole painted on a cliff.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

 Scampi - Fake mathematical constant.

 

[D6130]

Pegswood - old-fashioned pre-plastic device for securing washing on line.

 

[xotGD]

Aero - Using oars to navigate the river that flows through Leeds.

 

[CW2]

Malteser
A short film clip advertising a shopping centre.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Antiseptic - A toxic relative.

 

[Spamcan81]

Morbid - extra people putting in offers at an auction

 

[D6130]

Chathill - attempt to seduce Mrs Clinton.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Taut - Badly instructed how to spell.

 

[MotCO]

Tort - Badly 'taut' instructor trying to correct spelling.

 

[PG]

Learned - teaching someone named Ed.

 

[Purple Train]

Methane - Macbeth introduces himself
Ethane - someone else introduces Macbeth
Propane - Waitrose-brand windows
Carbon - probably not a Peugeot
Silicon - a foolish Tory
Bromine - Scrooge is your sibling
Zinc - a washbasin from Somerset

 

[Harpo]

Tight - Vertical distance in Yorkshire
Tense - Yorkshire poultry

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Trouble - Russian currency when used in Yorkshire.

 

[Spamcan81]

Terylene - someone called Terrence who is not standing straight.

 

[Spamcan81]

Coward - a very tough piece of beef

 

[D6130]

Trout - A Yorkshireman's itinerary to reach America.

 

[Ashley Hill]

Train - Precipitation in Yorkshire.

 

[D6130]

Tram - a Yorkshire farmer's male sheep (although they would more likely be referred to as a 'tup').

 

[Ostrich]

Terminator - Yorkshire manufacturer of regal regalia
Tinker - Yorkshire manufacturer of fountain pens

 

[Spamcan81]

Tap - a small programme that someone from Yorkshire runs on their mobile phone.

 

[Spamcan81]

Buzzard - what bees do when they want to make more noise

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Trapdoor - a Yorkshireman's favourite dinosaur.

 

[Spamcan81]

Terror - a Yorkshire mistake

 

[Spamcan81]

Syndrome - an area where you can really misbehave yourself.