Uxbridge English Dictionary

[OhNoAPacer]

Syndicate - To point out the direction to the red light district.

 

[xotGD]

Trump - Someone from Yorkshire ordering a steak.

 

[D6130]

Trump - Someone from Yorkshire ordering a steak.

Alternatively....someone from Yorkshire passing wind.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Hazelnut - Someone with brown hair.

 

[High Dyke]

Granola - Greeting a female relative.

 

[Spamcan81]

Inbred - somewhere you can find baker’s yeast.

 

[D6130]

Trap - music performed in a Leeds Afro-Caribbean youth club.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Subbuteo - A below standard Buzzard.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Idiom - Manx passport.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Tywyn - the outgoings when a Yorkshireman does his accounts.
Tottenham - a Yorkshire hog-roast.

 

[RyanOPlasty]

Boomerang - Australians expressing their contempt at sugary egg-based confectionery

 

[Ashley Hill]

Boomerang - having received a phone call from somebody born between 1946 and 1964.

 

[D6130]

Polymath - a numerate parrott.

 

[Harpo]

Visual. Rude comic for everyone.

 

[Ostrich]

Axminster : closure of local church

 

[D6130]

Welshpool - a sheep dip.

 

[PG]

Notorious - group who don't support the conservatives.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Somersault - Seasonal condiment

 

[Ostrich]

Moussaka - Rodent adopting an assumed identity
Moustache - Place where above rodent keeps its ill-gotten gains

 

[PG]

Derrière - airline based at Derry airport.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Desire - Anger exhibited by people called Desmond

 

[Spamcan81]

Humble - a male cow that doesn’t know the words to a song

 

[High Dyke]

 Humbug - A small insect that doesn’t know the words to a song

 

[PG]

Centimetre - Yorkshire man dispatched to welcome a female traveller

 

[xotGD]

Dimension - refer to a coin from the USA.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Recuperate - Fee for fixing a barrel

 

[Spamcan81]

Farcical - to make a long journey on a bike

 

[Harpo]

Comfortable - Collecting cattle

 

[Spamcan81]

Cornish - resembling corn

 

[xotGD]

Brandish - A bowl of high-fibre breakfast cereal.

Shellfish - Resembling a shelf

Furnish - Resembling a fern