Uxbridge English Dictionary

[OhNoAPacer]

Avocado - Answer some people give when asked which grocery delivery service they use

 

[Purple Train]

 Rocket - how to soothe a crying baby.

Please note I take no responsibility for the consequences of following this advice.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Tetrapod - 4 person tent

 

[PG]

Desired - act of unfathering a child.

 

[D6130]

Catastrophe - a feline possessive punctuation mark.

 

[Harpo]

Shunted - Ignoring Edward
Diction - Ignoring Richard

 

[D6130]

Polyfilla - stuffing for parrots.

 

[Ostrich]

Salutary - Army training college for new recruits

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Supposition - Where you stand at the bar

 

[Spamcan81]

Furnish - resembling a particular type of plant.
Arson - what parents say when mentioning their male offspring.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Castrate - What actors get paid

 

[PG]

Token - addressing a note for Ken.

 

[Spamcan81]

Trouble - a pile of discarded bricks etc. in Yorkshire

 

[Spamcan81]

Tinker - an employee in a Yorkshire printing works.

 

[PG]

 Toil - what a Yorkshire mechanic checks on your car engine.

 

[D6130]

Trouble - currency ordered by a Yorkshireman/woman for a holiday in Russia.

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

Polymer ... Parrot having a paddle at Biarritz

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

Rhinovirus....Organism affecting ungulates.

 

[D6130]

Organism....an obsession with pipes and keyboards.

 

[PG]

 Cursor - pain felt from kicking object that has annoyed you.

 

[xotGD]

Emulate - Advising Emily that she has not arrived on time.

 

[D6130]

Copulate....Advising a police officer that they haven't arrived in time.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Coconut - Person who is fanatical about chocolate

 

[CastlebarKeith]

DRIVIA
(applicable to most BBC programmes)
A combination of drivel and trivia

 

[D6130]

Morbid....final call from an auctioneer.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Penitent - Extremely cheap camping equipment

 

[OhNoAPacer]

DRIVIA
(applicable to most BBC programmes)
A combination of drivel and trivia

Excuse my ignorance but what is the original definition of DRIVIA?

 

[xotGD]

Papist - Hard over your cash while inebriated.

 

[PG]

 Titrate - adult entertainment venue scoring system.

 

[Spamcan81]

Tassle - an annoying inconvenience in Yorkshire.