Uxbridge English Dictionary

[PaxVobiscum]

Claustrophobia - (2) irrational fear of general analysis

 

[backontrack]

Sage - something you stuff up a turkey where the sun don't shine

 

[py_megapixel]

Claustrophobia - (2) irrational fear of general analysis

analysis - a disease causing unpleasant inflammation of the skin around the anus.

 

[Mcr Warrior]

UB40 - Birthday card for a pirate.

(As heard on "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" recently).

 

[Busaholic]

footfall - to trip up.

football - to do yourself a nasty injury

monkey business - what goes on in a monastery

 

[Welshman]

Not mine - but a tribute to the late Barry Cryer:-

Binge - what Sean Connery putsch out every Tueschday.

 

[krus_aragon]

Focus - to swear at an enemy

 

[xotGD]

Shellfish - Like a shelf

 

[Mcr Warrior]

Selfish - What the owner of a fishmonger's store does.

 

[341o2]

Winnersh what Sean Connery hoped to back at the racecourse

 

[Bald Rick]

Tennish a sport Sean Connery did not play (He only played Golf).

 

[krus_aragon]

Envelope - to run away and marry a blacksmith

 

[xotGD]

Summer - somebody who does arithmetic

 

[Loppylugs]

Propaganda - a genuine goose.

 

[daveo]

Ickenham A pig with hiccups

 

[Loppylugs]

Write-off - a stuck up snob from Sussex.

 

[Ashley Hill]

A Crèche - what a snob called a Road Traffic Accident.

 

[xotGD]

Peapod - a toilet cubicle

 

[johnnychips]

Portrait

How much it costs to dock a ship.

 

[Ianigsy]

Condominium - a contraceptive for a poorly-endowed man.

 

[Ostrich]

Escalopes - electronic shellfish

 

[Loppylugs]

Truant - a real insect

 

[nw1]

Brentry* - an alternative name for New Year's Day, 1973.

(*Bristol suburb. Not far from Catbrain.)

 

[Ianigsy]

Womaniser - a gender reassignment surgeon.

 

[Spamcan81]

Balderdash - a sprint for runners without much hair.

 

[High Dyke]

Frigidaire - Cold Wind

 

[xotGD]

Hippocampus - A university precinct for large semi-aquatic animals

 

[johnnychips]

Polyfilla - bird food.

 

[High Dyke]

Metronome - Transport system.for small mischievous creatures.

 

[johnnychips]

Battery - what a good fish from the chippy is like.