Uxbridge English Dictionary

[krus_aragon]

Charing Cross - the reason why the King's angry.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Bordeaux - To show Bambi's mum your stamp collection, for example.

 

[krus_aragon]

Relief - what trees do in the spring

 

[Esker-pades]

Adorable - Two random things.

 

[Esker-pades]

Duplicate.

 

[Esker-pades]

Duplicate.

 

[Esker-pades]

Duplicate.

 

[krus_aragon]

Stylus - homeless pig

 

[Teflon Lettuce]

Luton- a very large capacity toilet

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Duplicate - Israeli mediation.

 

[krus_aragon]

Informer - Pub's closed down

 

[krus_aragon]

Commandeer - a vulgar moose

 

[Bevan Price]

Shamocracy - System of government that pretends to be a democracy, but where many of the legislators are nominated rather than elected.

 

[krus_aragon]

Toilet - doll's house for rent

 

[Teflon Lettuce]

Dunstable - a piece of furniture stupid people sit at to eat their dinner

 

[gazthomas]

Paragon - virtuous railway station at former city of culture

 

[Busaholic]

Whaling station = ''the 17.41's been cancelled yet again!''

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Paragon - An escaped PoW
Paradox - to reveal the personal details of a soldier
Paramour - Call for reinforcements
Paramount - Horseplay in the barracks

 

[krus_aragon]

Bicycle - a small scythe that swings both ways

 

[gazthomas]

Tricycle a scythe that is lost for choice

 

[Welshman]

Now for something completely different -

unicycle - a means of transport to get around places of higher education.

paradoxical - a grass-cutting implement favoured by nurses.

 

[gazthomas]

Parasite commando under house arrest

Malteser comical resident of Valetta

 

[gazthomas]

Random - running to a Swiss mountain

 

[gazthomas]

Duplicate.

Duplicate duplicitous feline

 

[krus_aragon]

Apricot - a womb

 

[PaxVobiscum]

Haggis balls - "the best railway Scotland's ever had"

 

[krus_aragon]

Dietician - A particularly bad Renaissance painting

Rubicon - fake gemstone

 

[Welshman]

And, continuing our higher education theme:-

unicorn - standard fayre in the refectory
unilateral - college apart from the main campus

 

[AJM580]

universe - poetry recited at place of higher education

 

[High Dyke]

Cling Film - A sticky cinematic experience.