Uxbridge English Dictionary

[krus_aragon]

Phobia - a realy, really strong pint

Dispense - to ridicule the Vice President of the USA

 

[gg1]

Ah yes.
Plymouth - Better quality than chipboard teeth.

..but inferior quality to a Teignmouth

also

Barnstaple - items used as an alternative to nails in the construction of wooden farm buildings
Wadebridge - a west country term for a ford
Truro - genuine fish eggs

 

[Busaholic]

..but inferior quality to a Teignmouth

also

Barnstaple - items used as an alternative to nails in the construction of wooden farm buildings
Wadebridge - a west country term for a ford
Truro - genuine fish eggs

Falmouth - Jim Davidson.

 

[Cowley]

Bideford - old lady’s vehicle.
Newton Abbot - A bit like ‘a frog on a monk’
Boscastle - The chief execs pad.
Mousehole - A rodents, erm. Never mind.

 

[gg1]

Narcissism - An irrational belief that certain varieties of daffodil are inherently inferior to others

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Electron - what Americans did in 1980 and 1984*
Neutron - a mint-in-box copy of a 1980s computer game
Quark - Sound made by a duck from Surrey

Arsenic - Mr. Cage is being a real diva...
Bismuth - to talk rubbish
Tungsten - licking a 9-volt battery
Hydrogen - insider knowledge gained by boat gricers
Nitrogen - as above, but specifically for manually-propelled nocturnal movements

*correction. See below

 

[bnm]

Electron - what Americans did in 1984 and 1988

George H. W. Bush in 1988. I think you meant 1980 and 1984.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

George H. W. Bush in 1988. I think you meant 1980 and 1984.

Oops! Think I was channelling Bush junior...

 

[bnm]

Oops! Think I was channelling Bush junior...

Or perhaps you were channeling Bush Snr's VP, Dan Qualye. Another US Republican who wasn't the sharpest tool in the box. He famously 'corrected' an elementary schoolkids spelling of 'potato' by adding a terminal 'e'.

 

[krus_aragon]

Ecumenical - By Jove, you've killed a lot of badgers!

Local - But you've hardly killed any....

 

[Cowley]

Lion - Not possible when the farmer decides to flail all the hedgerows at 8am on a Sunday morning. Git.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Jaguar - a compulsion to watch Kilmarnock FC.

 

[gazthomas]

Hounslow walking dogs in a pedestrian manner

 

[MotCO]

Mascarpone - to blindfold a horse

Like +1

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Balustrade - gravel theft
Turpentine - a Newcastle highwayman
Penitentiary - fearful of pasta tubes
Cinematic - transgressions by robots

 

[krus_aragon]

Meditate - Hospital art gallery

 

[317 forever]

Tuba - like a tube, but even more so

Tuba - What Italians use to travel around London

 

[PaxVobiscum]

Engaged - committed to 2mm scale model railway

 

[GusB]

Enfranchised - when your 2mm scale railway is privatised

 

[gg1]

Propaganda - When a cockney takes a really good look at something

 

[krus_aragon]

Metaphor - Prior aquaintance

and one for our Welsh speakers:

Prentisiaeth - Coeden hefo anwyd

 

[krus_aragon]

Fabric - A really good performance of "Never gonna give you up"

 

[Bevan Price]

Deterred - Cleaned the toilets (removed the turds...)

Deferred - Skinned the cat / dog / rabbit...

 

[Teflon Lettuce]

Phobia - a realy, really strong pint

surely the definition should be "a cheap nasty pint full of p*** and gas? {faux beer}

 

[krus_aragon]

surely the definition should be "a cheap nasty pint full of p*** and gas? {faux beer}

Ooh, much better. I suppose some might just define it as " Budweiser", for example.

 

[krus_aragon]

Euston - Sheep tranquilizer

 

[krus_aragon]

Newcomen: Early warning system for World War 3

 

[MotCO]

Euston - Sheep tranquilizer

Waterloo - Not a chemical toilet
Marylebone - Wed the femur

 

[krus_aragon]

Persuader - a pickpocketer

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Waterloo - Not a chemical toilet
Marylebone - Wed the femur

Paddington - one hundred pillows
Victoria - the elections in a Catalan town show a swing to the right.
Kings Cross - the queen burnt the toast

Okay, I'll stop now.