Uxbridge English Dictionary

[krus_aragon]

Aspiration - Sweaty bottom

 

[Cowley]

Aspiration - Sweaty bottom

I mean come on, that’s pretty good...

 

[Welshman]

Runcible!
cry of alarmed Spanish maidens in a field of cows

Treacle
Network Rail's lineside operation

Chough
Steam enthusiast

Cormorant
Expression of appreciation with a cry for extra

Ecclesiastical
Name of someone with an ethusiasm for a flaky-pastry confection filled with currants

 

[Groningen]

Bremeanits
People that have changed their view from Brexit to Remain

 

[krus_aragon]

Retrospect - Rose tinted glasses

 

[Cowley]

Retrospect - Rose tinted glasses

Introspect - Using reading glasses to study the opening bars of famous songs,

 

[GusB]

Aspect

A result of one blundering into the hen coop naked

 

[Groningen]

Bremeanits

Bremainers

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Inspect - Contact lens

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Retrospect - Rose tinted glasses

Suspect - the opposite of rose tinted glasses

 

[krus_aragon]

Incarnation - Land of the Drive-Thru

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Teacake - fatigue injury suffered by pirates

 

[317 forever]

Train of Thought - the type of rolling stock that comes to mind the most often

 

[Cowley]

Teacake - fatigue injury suffered by pirates

Tea cup - Pirate version of ar*e over t*t...

 

[gg1]

Barcode - A lyrical poem composed and read by a dog

 

[Esker-pades]

Forsinard - Just ram it in.

 

[krus_aragon]

Perspex - how opticians get paid

Irate - how much laser eye surgeons get paid

 

[krus_aragon]

Arrival - An enemy pirate

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Arrival - An enemy pirate

Arriva - a 1980s-vintage Russian-built car owned by a pirate

 

[Spamcan81]

Tinnitus - being struck by a can.

 

[Spamcan81]

Lute - a stolen musical instrument.

 

[Spamcan81]

Fiddly - resembling a violin.

 

[krus_aragon]

Fiddly - resembling a violin.

Tuba - like a tube, but even more so

 

[Bevan Price]

Newport - new brand of fortified wine.

Portly - proposal for a new port at Leigh.

Pothead - flowerpot being used as a hat. (probably by someone who used too much "pot" ?)

Spice - frozen spy.

 

[Cowley]

Portishead - Face shaped like a harbour.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Portishead - Face shaped like a harbour.

A face that could launch a thousand dredgers!

On the theme of West Country settlements:
Gloucester - a decorator
Bristol - a Jewish doctor's appointment history
Torquay - a powerful motorised vehicle

 

[Cowley]

A face that could launch a thousand dredgers!

On the theme of West Country settlements:
Gloucester - a decorator
Bristol - a Jewish doctor's appointment history
Torquay - a powerful motorised vehicle

Ah yes.
Exeter - Someone that is known for leaving with confidence.
Taunton - Definitely time to say something derogatory.
Plymouth - Better quality than chipboard teeth.
Newquay - That Vladimir probably deserved it didn ee?

 

[Taunton]

Taunton - Definitely time to say something derogatory.

I have Never been so Insulted in my Life ......

 

[61653 HTAFC]

I have Never been so Insulted in my Life ......

I'd have gone for:
Taunton - a competitive slanging match or trading of insults. Like a rap-battle but with a more rural feel... "duelling banjos", if you will.

 

[krus_aragon]

Mascarpone - to blindfold a horse