Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Dentonian]

Bus Stop - Free parking

 

[gnolife]

Bus Stop - Free parking

I thought it a bus stop was a bee's head?

 

[Dentonian]

I thought it a bus stop was a bee's head?

Only in Bolton...

 

[341o2]

Penultimate - The best biro in the world

Or a bus ticket filled in by hand

 

[GusB]

I thought it a bus stop was a bee's head?

Or a dead bee.

 

[krus_aragon]

Extinct - air freshener
Example - rationed
Explain - tarted up

 

[Cowley]

Cervix - The inventor of the vapour rub gets a Knighthood.
Surgery - As does Mungo...

 

[krus_aragon]

Ovoid - The hole in the middle of a polo mint.

 

[krus_aragon]

Subversive - to write poetry on a U-boat

 

[341o2]

Bossa Nova - the manager's new car

 

[PaxVobiscum]

Fencing - Ely Cathedral Choir concert

 

[317 forever]

Peril - The plate on the back of a car when Ruby O'Donnell's Hollyoaks character learns to drive.

 

[krus_aragon]

Pirate - Mr Kipling's salary

Alternatively, earning £3.14 per hour.

 

[Bevan Price]

Madonna - Donna's mother.

Thatcher - That Chair.

rap music -- Defective "C" key on your keyboard.

 

[krus_aragon]

Ocean - to avoid the Irish

Dirigible - can be ironed

 

[317 forever]

Coffee - the state of your throat when dry and tickly

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Coffee - the state of your throat when dry and tickly

Coffee - the 'virtual keyboard' on the President's phone has a glitch.

 

[krus_aragon]

Pharmacy - Rural I-Spy

Tension - A dislike of the decimal system

 

[AJM580]

rampaging - 1980s method of communicating with sheep

 

[krus_aragon]

Hexagon - An exorcism

 

[krus_aragon]

Dentistry - All the car crashes I've had

 

[Cowley]

Dentistry - All the car crashes I've had

That’s brilliant.

Dentist - Being vehemently opposed to Banger Racing.

 

[341o2]

Defence - what surrounds de garden

 

[IanD]

Dentistry - All the car accidents I've had

Stopwatch - To close the blinds

Dentistry - All the car crashes I've had

We heard you the first time!

 

[krus_aragon]

We heard you the first time!

Oops. I suspected that I reinvented Hexagon, so I searched the thread. (When I found I'd come up with a better definition this time, I posted it anyway.) I had no inkling that Dentistry was a repeat!

 

[krus_aragon]

On that note: Repeat - To fall into a bog again

 

[Busaholic]

On that note: Repeat - To fall into a bog again

Must tell my wife that one, as she fell into a bog yesterday, and managed to drag the dog with her. I think I'll bide my time before sharing it, though, as I don't want my dinner over me!

 

[krus_aragon]

Another spot of inspiration today:

Bastille - Sheep rustling

 

[krus_aragon]

Routine - Adolescent kangaroo

 

[Bevan Price]

Pillock - Lock on medicine cabinet.

(wonder why my mind thought about a certain USA president when "pillock" first came into my head.)