Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Busaholic]

Rasputin - Vladimir joins the Rastafarians.

 

[IanD]

A cynic once described "melancholy" as "a nostalgic longing for something which probably never existed"

However, my Uxbridge English Dictionary states it is a dog with a particular liking for fruit.

New presenting team for One Woman And Her Dog?

 

[gg1]

Lifeline - A dishonest cat

 

[317 forever]

Mistaken - an unmarried woman removed by a 3rd party from her original or recent place

 

[krus_aragon]

Mistaken - an unmarried woman removed by a 3rd party from her original or recent place

Alternatively:

Mistaken - Sorry lads: she's engaged.

 

[krus_aragon]

Sparta - How to say 'thank you' in a convenience store.

 

[Blindtraveler]

Dishwater: an English village where underage and mygrant workers make crockery for Tesco.

 

[theageofthetra]

Tinder. How a South African man feels following a vasectomy.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Pilsner - A Czech pharmacist.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Apennines - Any mountain which is not situated broadly along the boundary between the counties of Yorkshire and Lancashire.

 

[341o2]

A tractor - what I do when courting

 

[theageofthetra]

Tut. What a New Zealand lady keeps in her bra.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Tinder. How a South African man feels following a vasectomy.

Grindr - How a South African demands a larger piano.

 

[krus_aragon]

For the parents amongst you:

(Dons accent)

Gripe Water - Australian wine

 

[High Dyke]

Crotchety - a musical drink.

 

[krus_aragon]

Bucharest - Romanian hotel reservation

 

[krus_aragon]

Chipping Norton - Antivirus software for takeaways

 

[Welshman]

avenue
sponser an ox-like antelope for only £3 per month.

nightmare
A dead cert for a floodlit steeple-chase

 

[High Dyke]

Pretense the state prior to nervousness.

 

[krus_aragon]

Polycarbonate - My parrot's been hit by a car.

 

[GusB]

Polyunsaturate - parrot which has dried off after a heavy shower

 

[Busaholic]

Polymath - my parrot's great at arithmetic.

 

[Peter Mugridge]

Polyfilla. Parrot food.

 

[gg1]

Monopoly - A solitary parrot

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Polyamorous - really really likes parrots.
Polygraph - Parrot census.
Polythene - A starving parrot.

Oh, and Polygon - My parrot is missing.

 

[gg1]

Polygram - the standard unit of measurement for a parrot

 

[Seacook]

Politics - parrots' parasites

 

[Cowley]

deleted. Removing a mill water supply system?

 

[gg1]

Parliamentary Democracy - The method by which a group of owls make major decisions

 

[gg1]

this one might annoy one or two people but.............

Trump - an unwelcome noise emanating from an a***hole