Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Welshman]

[Can't let this drop off the edge of the world]

From the ornithological section:-

Crossbill
an angry police officer

guillemot
a castle-like dwelling for a hunting expedition attendant

razorbill
a tax on barbers

 

[backontrack]

[Can't let this drop off the edge of the world]

From the ornithological section:-

Crossbill
an angry police officer

guillemot
a castle-like dwelling for a hunting expedition attendant

razorbill
a tax on barbers

Very good!

Intransigence: men on the move

 

[krus_aragon]

Dentistry - All the car accidents I've had

Stopwatch - To close the blinds

 

[krus_aragon]

Market - Flat-pack mother

 

[krus_aragon]

Pyrex - A dinosaur that lived roughly 3.14 million years ago

 

[Peter Mugridge]

Pyrex - A dinosaur that lived roughly 3.14 million years ago

Alternative: the resulting mess when you drop a freshly baked pie onto the kitchen floor...?

 

[317 forever]

Ruislip - a fall people have if they trip over something that goes with some curry dishes for example.

 

[341o2]

farting.Jamaican sees something on the horizon

 

[backontrack]

Diameter: what someone shouts before smashing an ammeter

 

[PaxVobiscum]

Ammeter Instrument for measuring spelling on youtube

 

[341o2]

Deporting What a Jamaican said to Bambi's mother

 

[317 forever]

Marxist - a woman born from the same parents as Mark

 

[Jonny]

Socialist - someone who goes to a lot of social events.

Champagne Socialist - someone who goes to a lot of high-class social events at which champagne is served.

 

[krus_aragon]

Orienteering - Chinese jewellery

 

[341o2]

Crossbow Brummell is not amused

 

[317 forever]

CrossRail - a town in north Wales collectively angry about something

 

[krus_aragon]

Diversify - Welshman writing poetry

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Forestieri - Where "Magic Tree" Air-fresheners are grown.

 

[Welshman]

potpourri
allegiance to the Bishop of Rome

Malteser
a resident of Malta with a sweet toothe

Loggerheads
a settlement of argumentative lead-miners in Denbighshire

 

[krus_aragon]

Hexagon - Witch hunter

 

[krus_aragon]

Ascerbic - A biro fit for a knight

 

[krus_aragon]

Locomotion - not causing much of a stir

 

[317 forever]

Bus shelter - something to keep buses dry before being boarded by passengers

 

[341o2]

Sorbet Elizabeth has been horse riding

My favourite, which is from an ISIHAC episode is Prima Donna Guy Ritchie's batchelor years

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Covfefe - to ostracise a French poodle.

 

[341o2]

Dilate Welshman not arriving on time

 

[341o2]

Locomotion - not causing much of a stir

Given that loco in Spanish means crazy - once C4 devoted several programmes to railways under the title of "going loco", this could mean the opposite

 

[Blindtraveler]

Masterbater: an award winning top quality fisherman.

 

[krus_aragon]

Decongester - Church comedian

 

[krus_aragon]

Legacy - You're wearing shorts