Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Jona26]

Coffee - new NHS charge

Tweet - used to make Yorkshire bread

 

[londiscape]

Pokemon - Jamaican proctologist

Monumental - Jamaican addressing a crazy person

Irn Bru - South African instructing his friend to press his shirts

 

[Howardh]

Noah's Ark.
- Public transport in Manchester.

 

[plymothian]

Matricide - the killing of one's mattress.

Property - well brewed leaf based drink.

Underwear - beneath what?

 

[Busaholic]

Delegate - what stops you going into the delicatessen.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Cummerbund - German grammar police.

 

[Passenger John]

A teacake wrapped in two bags - double-bunded

 

[317 forever]

Octopus - a cat whose birthday is next month

 

[krus_aragon]

Biscotti - makes Highland Honey

 

[Welshman]

flexible
spotted - bovine

D'Oyly Carte
wheeled container for table mats

cornucopia
verruca-sufferers self-help group

cabaret
festive decorations for taxis

Copernicus
early form of chastity belt

 

[krus_aragon]

Khaki - what you put in the ignition

 

[krus_aragon]

Concussed - An inmate swearing

Pantograph - Device for drawing underwear

 

[341o2]

Khaki - what you put in the ignition

Nice one! A favourite, which comes from ISIHAC is
Prima Donna. Guy Ritchie's batchelor years

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Putin - Cans of smelling-salts currently being hoarded in nuclear bunkers across the USA.

 

[krus_aragon]

Ameliorate - how often you meet someone named Amelia

 

[krus_aragon]

Sphere - to be afraid of snakes

 

[Busaholic]

Custody - rather like custard

 

[DasLunatic]

Boeing - Being equivalent to a barrel of oil

 

[krus_aragon]

Comatose - dead leg at the end of your foot

 

[Welshman]

Blockade
Favourite drink of Network Rail's Orange Army during weekend possessions.

 

[317 forever]

telepathy - indifference to using a phone or tv

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Cardamom - to give one's mother a booking.

 

[317 forever]

May Day - not 1st May but 1st October, when Theresa May was born.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Newcastle - an intercontinental atomic weapon modelled on a late West Bromwich Albion forward.

 

[backontrack]

Multiverse: A long song

 

[krus_aragon]

Multiverse: A long song

Universe A very short song!

 

[backontrack]

Universe A very short song!

Very good

Antimatter: Female relative of Man Utd midfielder

 

[krus_aragon]

Display - what a theatre critic does

 

[backontrack]

Rakish: a bit like a rake
Pomegranate: what Australians call stone from England

 

[Welshman]

Promiscuity

waiting for admission to the Royal Albert Hall