Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Harbornite]

Poledancing- a popular activity in Warsaw

 

[PaxVobiscum]

Poledancing- a popular activity in Warsaw

Gdańsk - An even more popular location for this activity.

(As in 'Gdańsk, Gdańsk, wherever you may be')

 

[krus_aragon]

Laudable - suitable for a peerage

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Dopamine - Mineral extraction linked to the Russian Sports Ministry.

 

[Lockwood]

Reflex To put a new lead on a plug

 

[Passenger John]

Sorry if this has already been done.

sic transit an old rusty smokey van

 

[krus_aragon]

Clutch - Japanese walking stick
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Microscope - Personalised anger management plan

 

[Busaholic]

Filibuster - glamorous police decoy

 

[Harbornite]

Blow job- employment in one of Dyson's or Hoover's factories

 

[krus_aragon]

Efficiency - An Atlantic salmon

 

[Welshman]

dodecahedron

One who enjoys riding upstairs on the bus.

 

[krus_aragon]

Dodecagon - I've missed the number 12 bus.

 

[gnolife]

Darlington - when your partner is massively overweight.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Seamer - The stitching down the sides of Mark E Smith's jeans.

 

[Welshman]

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[Harbornite]

Alloy- a Brummie's friend

Spice- what a brummie looks at with a telescope.

 

[Busaholic]

I don't claim authorship of these:-

OXYMORON - particularly stupid cattle
AVANT GARDE - intended Southern Railway policy

 

[317 forever]

Alloy- a Brummie's friend

Spice- what a brummie looks at with a telescope.

Freud - how Brummies have their eggs cooked.


May Day - July 13th, when Theresa became Prime Minister

 

[Harbornite]

Holyhead- the best way to pleasure a member of the clergy

 

[krus_aragon]

Stereotyping - both hands on the keyboard

 

[DasLunatic]

Burntisland - Galactic Commander Zog testing his new flamethrower over the UK

 

[317 forever]

Burntisland - Galactic Commander Zog testing his new flamethrower over the UK

Barkisland - Where dogs lost at sea find safety

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Burntisland - Galactic Commander Zog testing his new flamethrower over the UK

Barkisland - Where dogs lost at sea find safety

Apologies for the off-topic, but how are these places pronounced? I should probably know the latter as a native of West Yorkshire...

 

[backontrack]

Golspie - the dog ran onto the pitch and...

 

[krus_aragon]

Dear me, two weeks without any entries. The sun must be getting to us!

Prehensile - where you find eggs in the supermarket.

 

[PaxVobiscum]

Railway – an excessively illogical and fragmented methodology

 

[Harbornite]

Nottingham- Where David Cameron doesn't like to be.

 

[Welshman]

conscript
Tory manifesto

illegal
sick bird, (or, if you prefer):
a young Pennine lass.

 

[Harbornite]

Escalator- when a South.African decides to save a question for a female for a later date.

 

[Esker-pades]

Barnstaple: The largest item of stationary in the world.
Mallaig: Just above my ankle.

How naughty are these allowed to be? I ask as I have some rather lewd ones that are most likely post-watershed.