Peartree in Derbs.
Cherry Tree in Lancs.
Starr Gate in Blackpool (because of sci-f TV show).
Sale in GM (sounds like you'll get a bargain).
Swineshead in Lincs (sounds like butchers).
Chichester (because it's in Tyneside).
The Forest in Notts (confused with Bulwell Forest).
Rainhill near Wigan (sounds like a bad holiday location).
Monument in Tyneside (it's a subway so you can't anything).
Thirsk in N. Yorks (sounds like thirst).
Oldham Mumps in GM (virus hotspot for mumps).
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Dorking Surrey, sounds like a station for 'dorks'.
Bournville W. Mids, sounds like chocolate town.
Battle S. Sex, sounds like alot of hassle to leave.
Shotts near Livingstone, sounds like a gunslingers town.
Halifax W. Yorks, looks like the station to do banking at.
Sea Mills Avon, sounds like an underwater mill.
Bramley W. Yorks, sounds like an apple orchard.
Coleraine Derry, sounds like coal falls from sky.
Broadstairs Kent, sounds bad for wheelchair users.
Bingley W. Yorks, sounds like a building society.
Rice Lane Merseyside, sounds like a tasty place.