The Sun: HOW many rail workers does it take to re-surface a crossing?

[Donny Dave]

Yes, only in this plaice...

you cod'nt come up with a better one than that?

Pollocks to the pair of you!

Taxi!

 

[edwin_m]

you cod'nt come up with a better one than that?

Shouldnt that be a batter one?

 

[455driver]

Pollocks to the pair of you!

Taxi!

Be careful or eel not be happy!

 

[yorksrob]

I hake threads like this.

 

[boing_uk]

Folks will now be trawling the internet to catch more puns to chip in to this thread with... but Im a batter man than that and oil be damned if I am going to get wrapped up in such tabloid nonsense.

 

[yorksrob]

I'm not sure whether to continue contributing to this thread.

I'll have to mull-et over !

 

[transmanche]

you cod'nt come up with a better one than that?

Well I haddock a go...