That's maybe a trick question? Perhaps you prefer not to wear one? :razz:
More random stuff:
I suffered from Major Reflux as a child, bugger knows what it was but I puked up all the time.
I suffered from Agoraphobia for around two and a half years, and as such never actually recieved any GCSEs upon school leaving age, yet I'm an incredibly intelligent person and know far more than people who got a bag full of GCSEs, not that GCSEs count for much.
I'm far too lazy and unmotivated for my own good when it comes to education.
My favourite car is the Nissan Figaro, and I want one really badly!
My second favourite car is the Mini, not fussed which type, because they're both cool.
I'm far more open than people think I am, and far nicer than I actually am. Although I do like bitching, because it's rather good fun!
I get car sick quite easily which is why I get ****ed off when people call shotgun, as I much prefer sitting in the front of a car so that I have a fighting chance of not puking my guts up. I especially hate it when two fat people proclaim I can't sit in the front because they can't fit in the back when they know full well they can.
I'm sometimes a bit selfish.
I get drunk quite easily, but scrumpy sure as hell is a fantastic drink.
I don't like sport very much, but if I had to choose two, it'd be Rugby, Formula 1 and Badger Baiting.
I once split my lip open due to lying down on my skateboard, going down a hill, and then sliding off face first.
I once broke my leg and walked on it for three days, and then only realised when my Step-Grandfather dragged me around the house for some reason which I can't remember, and afterwards I couldn't stand up.
I once set fire to my Gran's chair and she didn't believe me until I dragged her into the living room where she saw her cushion was nicely smouldering away, she then proceeded to throw it out into the garden where my mother then dropped the basket of washing that she was carrying, which had to get washed again.
I've bitten into some blu-tack...it's not tasty.
I think emo's are cute.
I once had an asthma attack during dinner and then puked up over my dinner, but managed to keep the puke on my dinner plate. I then got rushed over to the LRI in an ambulance where after spending four hours waiting to be seen by a Doctor I was perfectly fine and sent home.
I've spent approximately 1 month of my life living in hospitals, and have had multiple pipes shoved up my nose whilst still concious, it's not fun, it's not nice, and I'd much rather be unconcious next time they have to do that.
I'm far stronger than I look, both mentally and physically.
I've not been to the dentist for about six years, I probably should.
I lost my voice in January of this year, and then thought I cracked a rib in February due to a really big cold which put my out of action for about two weeks.
I love cocktails, love making cocktails, and love making new cocktails.
I regularly manicure my nails to keep them looking decent.
I think The Moose is evil, but everybody does as well apart from her medicated pshyco lover.
If I had enough money, I'd build myself three locomotives, a Robinson B3, C4 and J11.
Although I think the LMS was the worst, I still admire them.
I despise KFC.