We owe to the 19th-century American humorist and folklorist Charles Godfrey Leland -- who spent a fair amount of time in England -- a poem about East and West Cowes, commencing:
The two great Cowes that in loud thunder roar / This on the eastern, that the western shore...
Leland's works are in the main held in quite high regard; maybe he was having an off-day with the above -- which does bring to my mind a favourite of mine in this game, Willam McGonagall of Dundee: notorious as possibly the most dreadful poet ever to write in the English language. Among old William's enormous output, are quite a number of paeans of praise for assorted Scottish beauty-spots: including one of fourteen thoroughly dire verses, about Oban, Argyll and Bute -- which begins:
Oh ! beautiful Oban with your lovely bay / Your surroundings are magnificent on a fine summer-day...