RJ
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So, I decided to take a friend down to the seaside today. Having planned to spend the morning in Central London before heading down, I had ToD tickets saved for a cheap day return from Camden Road* to Brighton.
Given the crappy weather in London, we abandonned that and headed straight to the seaside (where it wasn't so bad!) Anyway, we went up to the counter and I provided the clerk with a very specific request - one off peak day return from London Blackfriars to Brighton with a Gold Card discount please. There was no scope for error given that the only route was Any Permitted, so alarm bells started ringing when I was offered the option of FCC or Southern only. I then politely emphasised that I wished Blackfriars to be the origin, as I was returning there later. Again, the guy tried to force me to choose a TOC. I told him that I wanted an Any Permitted ticket - he refused, saying that I must buy the FCC Only ticket, because if I was coming from BFR, I would have been on a FCC train. Eventually he came up with some sort of ticket costing £15.20. I refused this as I wanted a ticket for £9.90. He then snapped at me, claiming that what I was asking for didn't exist. He asked a supervisor for help, who listened to me and found the ticket I wanted instantly, for which I was thankful. Meanwhile my friend found it amusing that I appeared to be talking to a brick wall.
I felt that this was terrible service - I asked for something very specific and put emphasis on the *only* bit where the clerk could have got wrong, the origin. Yet still, he continued to get it wrong then told me rather impolitely that what I was asking for didn't exist. I don't think I was being conned - more like a case of somebody with very poor communication skills unable to fulfill a simple request. I don't even know what he tried to sell me, I don't think £9.90 is the railcard rate of £15.20 - though he was inspecting my Gold Record card like it was something never seen before.
I had another problem with a SWT guard. I was using my Staff Travelcard to cover every single line on the LSE map that it was valid on. I ended up in Southampton Central at 20:45. I then wanted a Priv single to Boundary Zone 2, but the ticket office was shut. The barriers were closed but the assistant had no Avantix and said I could buy on the (20:55) train. As soon as that arrived, I found the guard and asked to buy a priv ticket. He refused and pointed me to the ticket office. I pointed out for the second time that it was shut, so he then told me that TVMs were available. I asked him how exactly I was supposed to buy a Priv ticket to Boundary Zone 2 from a TVM. He then asked how I was paying. I knew why he asked this and made a point of saying "Visa Debit." This proved futile as I then got a rundown on how Electron cards don't work with his machine and that if my card didn't work, I'd be detrained at the next stop (Eastleigh, where the ticket office was shut.) So basically the full "fare evader assumed" treatment despite that being as far removed from the truth as possible.
All this took place before I set foot on the train. Once aboard, I told the guard I was going to Paddington via Basingstoke/Reading and asked for a Priv single to Boundary Zone 2. I was sold a single to Clapham Junction. I had no way of knowing because the price of the two are the same. The guard was clearly upset at having to non-issue the ticket I didn't ask him for, as he was only going as far as Eastleigh. He then made a negative comment about railway staff often causing problems. Almost a week later, no sign of a refund. I should have taken a seat and waited for someone to find me. I don't think that the railway fraternity or at the very least, customer service principles were applied at all, don't get me started on the disregard of the Byelaws.
It does p*ss me off when I'm very specific with what I need and go to great lengths to explain, only for somebody to sell me what they want to sell me and not what I ask for. This is why I used to buy online where possible or buy from colleagues who I knew were intelligent and had good listening skills. Whereas before, I didn't mind either way, I think online purchase will be my preferred option if it's at all possible. I don't profess to be perfect, but I did everything in my power to help the customer - excesses (where dearer c.19 breaching extensions were requested), supplements, non paid ToDs and so on - anything vaguely unusual requested and it was to my enjoyment that I looked up how to do it. Above all, I never failed to listen and assumed a neutral degree of respect towards anyone on the other side of my window. I never, ever had customers standing up at my window arguing with me, because I liked to listen and to process complex transactions quickly. So if I can do that, why can't other clerks/guards follow a specific request?
*London - Brighton has an 'interesting' pricing structure - well worth exporing all the possibilities for the best deal.
Given the crappy weather in London, we abandonned that and headed straight to the seaside (where it wasn't so bad!) Anyway, we went up to the counter and I provided the clerk with a very specific request - one off peak day return from London Blackfriars to Brighton with a Gold Card discount please. There was no scope for error given that the only route was Any Permitted, so alarm bells started ringing when I was offered the option of FCC or Southern only. I then politely emphasised that I wished Blackfriars to be the origin, as I was returning there later. Again, the guy tried to force me to choose a TOC. I told him that I wanted an Any Permitted ticket - he refused, saying that I must buy the FCC Only ticket, because if I was coming from BFR, I would have been on a FCC train. Eventually he came up with some sort of ticket costing £15.20. I refused this as I wanted a ticket for £9.90. He then snapped at me, claiming that what I was asking for didn't exist. He asked a supervisor for help, who listened to me and found the ticket I wanted instantly, for which I was thankful. Meanwhile my friend found it amusing that I appeared to be talking to a brick wall.
I felt that this was terrible service - I asked for something very specific and put emphasis on the *only* bit where the clerk could have got wrong, the origin. Yet still, he continued to get it wrong then told me rather impolitely that what I was asking for didn't exist. I don't think I was being conned - more like a case of somebody with very poor communication skills unable to fulfill a simple request. I don't even know what he tried to sell me, I don't think £9.90 is the railcard rate of £15.20 - though he was inspecting my Gold Record card like it was something never seen before.
I had another problem with a SWT guard. I was using my Staff Travelcard to cover every single line on the LSE map that it was valid on. I ended up in Southampton Central at 20:45. I then wanted a Priv single to Boundary Zone 2, but the ticket office was shut. The barriers were closed but the assistant had no Avantix and said I could buy on the (20:55) train. As soon as that arrived, I found the guard and asked to buy a priv ticket. He refused and pointed me to the ticket office. I pointed out for the second time that it was shut, so he then told me that TVMs were available. I asked him how exactly I was supposed to buy a Priv ticket to Boundary Zone 2 from a TVM. He then asked how I was paying. I knew why he asked this and made a point of saying "Visa Debit." This proved futile as I then got a rundown on how Electron cards don't work with his machine and that if my card didn't work, I'd be detrained at the next stop (Eastleigh, where the ticket office was shut.) So basically the full "fare evader assumed" treatment despite that being as far removed from the truth as possible.
All this took place before I set foot on the train. Once aboard, I told the guard I was going to Paddington via Basingstoke/Reading and asked for a Priv single to Boundary Zone 2. I was sold a single to Clapham Junction. I had no way of knowing because the price of the two are the same. The guard was clearly upset at having to non-issue the ticket I didn't ask him for, as he was only going as far as Eastleigh. He then made a negative comment about railway staff often causing problems. Almost a week later, no sign of a refund. I should have taken a seat and waited for someone to find me. I don't think that the railway fraternity or at the very least, customer service principles were applied at all, don't get me started on the disregard of the Byelaws.
It does p*ss me off when I'm very specific with what I need and go to great lengths to explain, only for somebody to sell me what they want to sell me and not what I ask for. This is why I used to buy online where possible or buy from colleagues who I knew were intelligent and had good listening skills. Whereas before, I didn't mind either way, I think online purchase will be my preferred option if it's at all possible. I don't profess to be perfect, but I did everything in my power to help the customer - excesses (where dearer c.19 breaching extensions were requested), supplements, non paid ToDs and so on - anything vaguely unusual requested and it was to my enjoyment that I looked up how to do it. Above all, I never failed to listen and assumed a neutral degree of respect towards anyone on the other side of my window. I never, ever had customers standing up at my window arguing with me, because I liked to listen and to process complex transactions quickly. So if I can do that, why can't other clerks/guards follow a specific request?
*London - Brighton has an 'interesting' pricing structure - well worth exporing all the possibilities for the best deal.
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) but a few were downright rude and insisted that the ticket didn't exist and/or they did not need to be told how to do their job - unfortunately they clearly did ! If I had been so rude to customers when working at a (very large) booking office in the early 70s I would not have expected to last there long.