I can't stand cats, full stop. Dogs FTW!
I like dogs. But how could you not like this? He's called Old Greg.
I can't stand cats, full stop. Dogs FTW!
Hang on a minute, surely French ones look like this - Un, Un
Since you've got us onto this subject, are those vending machines in the gents called condominiums?
I like dogs. But how could you not like this? He's called Old Greg.
We called the cat that because of his downstairs mixup - we thought he was a girl for the first few months called Grace. He's very furry around the erm mangina.
Oh dear, I had hoped it was just a coincidence.
No I'm a bit of a fan and so are a couple of the kids even though I forgot that it had two Gs on the end.
I'm a fervent admirer of the Boosh, that's why I named my pet chupacabra "Side Panel of a Tractor"
It really very warm and close down here today
Perhaps if you moved away from it you wouldn't be quite so warm?
I might try that. Where's cold at the moment?
I have to tell you that my freezer is nice and cold right now, helping along a couple of packs of nice magnums, I hope you're not still at work all hot and uncomfortable ......![]()
Just finished. I earned my money today.
You are so lucky, mine just appears in my bank account every month and I've got no idea what I've done to deserve it.
You are so lucky, mine just appears in my bank account every month and I've got no idea what I've done to deserve it.
You claimed it was running arms to North Korea in breach of sanctions. It must pay well.
Am I paying for you?
(I'm sure you're good value)
I'm usually described as cheap.
Burning the midnight oil Dale?
Anyway I thought you said that on the school toilet wall you were described as something cool like a 'Clint'..?
I dreamt about otters last night, that's never happened before.
I crossed the River Otter this morning and then went through Ottery st Mary. Also we've got Otters in the river by us apparently and I've been to the Otter sanctury next to Buckfastleigh station a few times. The guy that showed us around once was very happy to show us all the scars he'd got when he'd been attacked by them.
Otters Otters Otters what does it all mean?
The River Otter has beavers in it (I'll bowl you that one so you can wack it out of the ground).
I wonder how well beavers get on with otters though?
I dreamt about otters last night, that's never happened before.
I'm often dreaming about Otters Garden Centre, it could be because my wife is always trying to get there and spend more cash on plants
It feels nice to finally get a holiday from work. Feels like ages since my last one![]()
It's 5 years since I last had a holiday from work.