Random thoughts

[DaleCooper]

You should have seen and heard him around 5pm yesterday, I let him out to stretch his wings over Paignton and he went like a typhoon

A giant squid with wings called Kev? That's got to be pretty rare they're usually named something like Cyril or Molly the Mollusc.

 

[DaleCooper]

To Dale Cooper. Anymore dreams?

Yes, I dreamt I was in an otter's pocket. Quite nice really.

(Any mention of "wet dream" will be expunged)

 

[ExRes]

A giant squid with wings called Kev? That's got to be pretty rare they're usually named something like Cyril or Molly the Mollusc.

Yup, hands up, I was getting Kev the Kraken mixed up with Yvonne the Yalungur, easily done as they're almost the same spelling, a flying octopus ... pah!

 

[A Challenge]

Was it in Ottershaw?

 

[Cowley]

Was it in Ottershaw?

No it was here. I had my other half taking photos of every sign with Otter on it that she could see.

 

[DaleCooper]

No it was here. I had my other half taking photos of every sign with Otter on it that she could see.

Was St Mary really like an otter?

It's a pity Coleridge didn't write -

In Ottery St Mary did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Otter, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man

 

[Cowley]

Was St Mary really like an otter?

It's a pity Coleridge didn't write -

In Ottery St Mary did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Otter, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man

Ah that's really nice.
In all honesty I don't think Ottery is that nice really. The surrounding countryside is beautiful but the town itself is a little on the grotty side.
Otterton however is very nice. See below.

 

[ExRes]

I came across a company called OtterBox, I didn't realise that otters could play cricket

 

[DaleCooper]

I came across a company called OtterBox, I didn't realise that otters could play cricket

They make coffins for otters. Talk about a niche market; they don't come much nicher than that. They should diversify and cater to the weasel, stoat and polecat sectors.

 

[ExRes]

They make coffins for otters. Talk about a niche market they; don't come much nicher than that. They should diversify and cater to the weasel, stoat and polecat sectors.

Ermine total agreement with you

 

[DaleCooper]

Ermine total agreement with you

Including the wrongly placed semicolon?

 

[ExRes]

Including the wrongly placed semicolon?

Ah you see, I'm such a polite chap that I overlooked that minor error so as not to draw attention to your momentary lapse, whereas you totally humiliated me by mentioning my Kev 'the flying squid' Kraken faux pas, oh damn, damn, damn, now I've mentioned it, on top of that Kev was probably a damp squid as well

 

[backontrack]

Yes, I dreamt I was in an otter's pocket. Quite nice really.

(Any mention of "wet dream" will be expunged)

You'll have to delete your post now.

 

[DaleCooper]

You'll have to delete your post now.

Oh, that's what expunge means is it? I thought it was the opposite of sponge.

I should have said "(Any mention of "*** *****" will be expunged)".

 

[Cowley]

I find you can get too hung up on this kind of thing.
Mind you I never did pay much attention at scool.

 

[Cowley]

One of the cats just fell in the toilet. They don't like embarrassing themselves cats. He's got a right cob on now.
Mind you I would too if I had to clean myself with my tongue

 

[A Challenge]

One of the cats just fell in the toilet. They don't like embarrassing themselves cats. He's got a right cob on now.
Mind you I would too if I had to clean myself with my tongue

Did you get a picture?

 

[Cowley]

Did you get a picture?

Didn't get time unfortunately. It happened as quick as a flush.

 

[najaB]

Didn't get time unfortunately. It happened as quick as a flush.

Shame. It would've been useful as leverage against the cat next time it started complaining that it hadn't been fed in the last twenty seconds.

 

[DaleCooper]

One of the cats just fell in the toilet. They don't like embarrassing themselves cats. He's got a right cob on now.
Mind you I would too if I had to clean myself with my tongue

He thinks he's an otter.

Didn't get time unfortunately. It happened as quick as a flush.

You could hardly expect him to pose while you took a picture.

 

[ExRes]

Mind you I would too if I had to clean myself with my tongue

Oh please, far too much information ........

 

[DaleCooper]

Oh please, far too much information ........

I was hoping for more detail and maybe a video.

 

[A Challenge]

I was hoping for more detail and maybe a video.

I wanted a video of the cat, but of Cowley would be no less interesting.

 

[deltic1989]

He's got a right cob on now.

Mrs D wants to know what the cat intends to do with the bread roll?

 

[DaleCooper]

Mrs D wants to know what the cat intends to do with the bread roll?

Wear it?

 

[TheEdge]

Mrs D wants to know what the cat intends to do with the bread roll?

Lets not that tedious argument, it could go for days

 

[Cowley]

I've been on Dartmoor working so I missed all the above, anyway the cat seems to be dry now.
We've had a friends Collie to look after this weekend though and last night it woke us up by barking at the hamster at 1am and then at nothing in particular at 4am, perhaps there was an otter standing on our cob wall? (sorry TheEdge)
I thought pets were meant to be relaxing anyway?

 

[A Challenge]

Not with the walks...

 

[DaleCooper]

I thought pets were meant to be relaxing anyway?

Cats spend 23 hours a day relaxing, the rest of the time they take it easy so they're not to tired to sleep.

 

[TheEdge]

I thought pets were meant to be relaxing anyway?

It depends the pet, I'd bet that a troupe of tap dancing trained tarantulas wouldn't exactly be relaxing.