DaleCooper
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I've never heard that excuse before, I usually tell the policeman that I was waiting for someone to give me a hand with the plumbing.
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I've never heard that excuse before, I usually tell the policeman that I was waiting for someone to give me a hand with the plumbing.
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backontrack
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Then they got arrested for cheating at gambling when they rigged your hand?
backontrack
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Good morning.
That looks like a powered paraglider, rather than a microlight.
DaleCooper
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What a coincidence! It flew past just as you were taking a picture of the sky.
Ah. Erm.
RichmondCommu
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Youngest daughter (aged 21 and studying for her degree) announced on the phone tonight that she's had a tattoo done. My wife and I are not at all fussed but God help her when she tells both sets of grand parents! Her problem not ours 
DaleCooper
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Is there an echo in here?
Youngest daughter (aged 21 and studying for her degree) announced on the phone tonight that she's had a tattoo done. My wife and I are not at all fussed but God help her when she tells both sets of grand parents! Her problem not ours
LOL!
I think she wanted a reaction from both of you, you know, the typical "God, what have you done this time?".
Guess she failed on getting that to work!
Ps, was it a permanent one?
Youngest daughter (aged 21 and studying for her degree) announced on the phone tonight that she's had a tattoo done. My wife and I are not at all fussed but God help her when she tells both sets of grand parents! Her problem not ours
None of ours have gone for the tattoo yet although various piercings have appeared. Like you say it's telling the grandparents is the uncomfortable bit.
I was guilty of spreading fake news the first time.
DaleCooper
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I've enlarged and digitally (with my finger) enhanced the image and it appears what you saw was a long curved blob and a smaller blob shaped blob.
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That's not important right now.
What did NajaB say Dale? You understand clever things.
DaleCooper
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See below, clearly I understand even less than you.
Just for a moment I thought that you were answering my General Knowledge Quiz question.
ExRes
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Isn't monotonic what you add to a single gin?
DaleCooper
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If you thought of even numbers with your left brain and odd numbers with your right brain would that be stereotonic?
RichmondCommu
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LOL!
I think she wanted a reaction from both of you, you know, the typical "God, what have you done this time?".
Guess she failed on getting that to work!
Ps, was it a permanent one?
Oh yes its permanent. If Florence wanted a reaction from her parents all the little swine would have to do is be filmed running around butt naked. Much cheaper.
RichmondCommu
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Clearly you are very rural Mr C. If I took a picture at that time of night it might well feature an aircraft on its way into Heathrow!
Well yes but if I turn around it looks like this.
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DaleCooper
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It looks like a nice place for your kind of entertaining.
DaleCooper
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Brilliant. I couldn't get beyond WE COME TO CHEW THE LLS. I considered making up a new 'I' to make it 'ILLS' but decided that it still wouldn't have been that funny.
DaleCooper
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Do they drink whisky? If so this may be the result.
THE MELLOW SCOTCH WEE
THE MELLOW SCOTCH WEE
I'm not there now but I think I am next week so I shall rearrange them and show you the result. Like the whiskey one.
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