Random thoughts

[ExRes]

I've just dropped a bag of peas in the sink, will they form a queue in the s-bend?

 

[Domh245]

I've just dropped a bag of peas in the sink, will they form a queue in the s-bend?

Only if you do pirate impressions at them

 

[Cowley]

Oh Arr Churston Ferrers. Never known a night like it and I ain't looking forward to the journey ome neither etc.

 

[Cowley]

I've just dropped a bag of peas in the sink, will they form a queue in the s-bend?

Were you checking the forum and trying to open a bag of peas at the same time?

 

[DaleCooper]

I've just dropped a bag of peas in the sink, will they form a queue in the s-bend?

It's more likely they'll stop at a T junction or U bend, I don't why.the 'ell they do that.

 

[ExRes]

Were you checking the forum and trying to open a bag of peas at the same time?

I was eyeing the sea and got attacked by a bee

 

[GusB]

Ever tried doing hip-hop?

 

[ExRes]

Ever tried doing hip-hop?

At my age?

 

[DaleCooper]

I was eyeing the sea and got attacked by a bee

Katie told Ellen that the rivers Dee and Exe are places where you might see a Jay's beady eye.

 

[ExRes]

katie told ellen that the rivers dee and exe are places where you might see a jay's beady eye.

a? O r! I c

 

[DaleCooper]

Cut the back of my hand this time - with a saw.

Warning graphic image!

 

[Cowley]

Ouch. I think some kind of table and strap system for the basement may be needed?

 

[DaleCooper]

Ouch. I think some kind of table and strap system for the basement may be needed?

There's not much likelihood of the basement escaping again, building security has been improved

 

[Cowley]

How's your finger and your hand now?
You're not doing this for attention are you?

 

[ExRes]

You're not doing this for attention are you?

Probably just a common or garden A&E fetish

 

[Cowley]

Probably just a common or garden A&E fetish

With A&E there's always a chance of restocking too...

 

[DaleCooper]

How's your finger and your hand now?
You're not doing this for attention are you?

Not attention seeking, just plain clumsiness, stupidity and carelessnesslessness carelessitude carelessicity carelessification lack of care.

 

[ExRes]

Not attention seeking, just plain clumsiness, stupidity and carelessnesslessness carelessitude carelessicity carelessification lack of care.

Those injuries must be pretty sore now after all that typing, you should have taken notice in skool spelin leserns

 

[DaleCooper]

Those injuries must be pretty sore now after all that typing, you should have taken notice in skool spelin leserns

It might not have happened if I'd taken more notice in the woodwork lessons, particularly the bit about not sawing your hand.

 

[Cowley]

There's some kind of rave up going on in the Cowley Bridge Inn (actually called The New Inn now) just down the road. My neighbour told me to come down and I've just realised the oldest two girls and their friends are down there too. Mrs C however is away and the younger ones want me to hang out with them and watch Doctor Who.
It might be best if I invite all the pub back here?
I can hear the music and it sounds quite good. Don't know what to do. Just one pint can't hurt can it?

 

[GusB]

Try sawing your hand off and then you can class the pint as medicinal.

 

[Cowley]

Try sawing your hand off and then you can class the pint as medicinal.

I don't want to go to the hospital though in case I get cyber attacked.

 

[DaleCooper]

I don't want to go to the hospital though in case I get cyber attacked.

Too right! You wouldn't want to get an attack of the cybers up your khyber.

 

[SS4]

Too right! You wouldn't want to get an attack of the cybers up your khyber.

Carry on up the Cyber?

 

[Cowley]

cybers up your khyber.

Can I borrow that phrase for use in the future?

I'll send you a photo of a penny each time I use it.



Here's a 50p advance. Sign in the next photo.

 

[GusB]

Could I borrow that saw? I missed the off-licence and Eurovision is on :-/

 

[DaleCooper]

Can I borrow that phrase for use in the future?

I'll send you a photo of a penny each time I use it.



Here's a 50p advance. Sign in the next photo.

Your welcome, if you think you can find another fifty occasions on which to use it.

Meanwhile:

The police have issued a photo of a person they want to speak to in relation to the cyber attacks.

 

[deltic1989]

He's probably just going to "DELEEEEEETE" all the evidence.

 

[PeterY]

Could I borrow that saw? I missed the off-licence and Eurovision is on :-/

Sawing your hand is probably better than watching Eurovision :cry:

 

[GusB]

Sawing your hand is probably better than watching Eurovision :cry:

I survived intact. I am in need of therapy though, so I made sure I got to the offy in time tonight. Cheers!