The crooks are quite welcome to steal my overdraft!My advice is to withdraw all your money on the Friday before the bank holiday then pay it in again on the Tuesday.
The crooks are quite welcome to steal my overdraft!My advice is to withdraw all your money on the Friday before the bank holiday then pay it in again on the Tuesday.
What do you do if your milkperson or newspaper gender neutral/boy/girl is named Raffles though?
Newspaper delivery operative....newspaper gender neutral/boy/girl...
No visit to B&Q, then? We know how much you love going there
Newspaper delivery operative.
"Home media delivery solutions provider""Newspaper delivery solutions provider" hits more buzzwords...

"Home media delivery solutions provider"![]()
The mention of buzzwords reminds me of this sign I saw, can anybody tell me what "beyond technology" means? I'm glad to see it has since been changed for a slogan-free sign, presumably they didn't know either.
Is buzz the purest buzzword?
Is buzz the purest buzzword?
Well this afternoon it was raining so my son got the lego out and I attempted to build a lego 50. Harder than it looks actually, I'm going to try again in the morning as I've done the thing too tall and I've realised that I haven't (sorry I mean my son hasn't) got much yellow lego.
Anyway it's going to be motorised and if I can get it to look half decent I'll stick a picture of it in the modelling section.
Work (ha!) in progress.
Beat you!
Beat you!
Right yes. But is it motorised?
Sometimes I feel that you're not taking things seriously Dale?
I think you need to have a long hard look at yourself (if there's a reflection that is).
Well done, now do it Roman numerals. I am too lazy to get my own lego out to check
I'm at the stage in life when you realise it's not worth taking anything seriously.
Yes, I do have a reflection but it looks nothing like me.
. In other news, the exchange girl has been released from hospital and sent back to France via Brittany Ferries at Plymouth. She left an earring behind apparently and some pantaloons (trousers).
I don't know if we'll do this again to be honest.
Now the smiling portrait of you
Is still hangin' on my frowning wall
It really doesn't, really doesn't bother me too much at all
It's just the ever falling dust
That makes it so hard for me to see
That forgotten earring layin' on the floor
Facing coldly towards the door
Jimi Hendrix - Burning of the Midnight Lamp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j60OzzR7mMk
Does that sum up your feelings at this difficult time? He doesn't mention pantaloons though.
Pretty much, and I'm happy to overlook the pantaloons (who wouldn't be).
At least your "head" can have a rest from being "done in".
I just listened to that song and was reminded again of how good it was by you, so thanks DC. Superb.
Thanks, I didn't know you'd heard my rendition but Jimi's version is definitely better.
I may have had one too many last night.![]()
Tonight I'm blocking out the boredom of Line of Duty on ITV, thank Christ for earphones and Tech's Pumped Up Playlist as I'm heavily into TPP Mode and have the desire to thrash up and down the GWML at 125mph right now.
I really like daisies but I have to keep chopping off their heads. Why do they grow only in lawns? I wish someone would invent a lawn mower that cuts the grass but leaves the daisies alone