How could you? If that happened to me I'd become violent.
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How could you? If that happened to me I'd become violent.
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DaleCooper
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I hope you're not turning this into some sort of dating thread for podophiles.
martin2345uk
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martin2345uk
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There are entire "specialised" websites for that. I'm sure there you will find many friends.
I can see the headlines now for the Western Morning News.
"SUSPECT ARRESTED IN VICIOUS TICKLE MURDER"
It's immensely relaxingmaybe you just haven't experienced it in a long time..!
Well I just checked by asking Mrs C to do it and no, still can't stand it (I managed to control myself though, which was good).
DaleCooper
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It's immensely relaxing
This is getting creepy.
Getting?
martin2345uk
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Haha well if anyone needs me I'll be in the basement sorting out my feather collection.
PeterY
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:roll::roll:It's a wet Sunday. Busy sorting out my tea-towel collection
The ones from Marks and Sparks were so, so nice.
M and S Carrot and Parsnip soup was another favourite - don't think they make it any more.
DaleCooper
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I believe it was Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling who said something like:
"What a man does in the privacy of his dungeon is his own affair"
Strat-tastic
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Another vote for feet tickling 
Back too.
Back too.
deltic1989
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How does the bloke who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning? (for clarity I'm talking about road snowploughs)
Is Disneyland the only people trap operated by a mouse?
If you spin an Oriental man round three times will he become disorientated?
Just a small insight in to the big questions of life that I have yet to find an answer to. The last one wouldn't be too difficult to test, but last time I asked the fella in my local Chinese wasn't too keen on the idea.
Is Disneyland the only people trap operated by a mouse?
If you spin an Oriental man round three times will he become disorientated?
Just a small insight in to the big questions of life that I have yet to find an answer to. The last one wouldn't be too difficult to test, but last time I asked the fella in my local Chinese wasn't too keen on the idea.
Xenophon PCDGS
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If a highly evolutionary artiodactyl was admitted to a university, could it be found on a hippocampus?
DaleCooper
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I don't know but if a high, revolutionary, arty, odd actor was admitted to the University of California, Berkeley he would be found on a hippie campus.
UpTheFront
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Tea and scones at 2am is rather spiffing
deltic1989
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If current events are anything to go by, you might find him in the White House in 4 years time.
DaleCooper
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Is that what you look like when you're thinking?
I'm not sure, there's no mirror in this room.
DaleCooper
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If you have a swivel chair just spin round very fast and you'll be able to see yourself half a turn away - probably.
DaleCooper
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You'll need a mirror to answer that, do you have one?
Took me until Day 3 of my new job to notice that my train to Leeds in a morning then forms the next service to Harrogate which is useful being that my new job is in Harrogate!
Sadly they boot everyone off the train for 5-10 minutes as the next crew aren't quite ready by the time it pulls in
Sadly they boot everyone off the train for 5-10 minutes as the next crew aren't quite ready by the time it pulls in
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