Flamingo
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Myth xxxx+3: If you are a shareholder in the TOC, you can sit in First Class on a Std Class ticket.
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scotsman
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Are they really though, or do they just say that?
Flamingo
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Well, it's been offered to me as an excuse on more than one occasion. I've told them to pay for the upgrade out of their dividend.
Peter Mugridge
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Myth number 46347607356320953285:
Peasants would be arrested for making engravings and drawings of the Surrey Iron Railway in case the resulting pictures were of use to Napoleon.
Peasants would be arrested for making engravings and drawings of the Surrey Iron Railway in case the resulting pictures were of use to Napoleon.
DaveNewcastle
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Myth n+1
(repeated to me yesterday)
The only job losses on EastCoast after 20th May will be the Chefs, because no voluntary redundancies have been invited.
(repeated to me yesterday)
The only job losses on EastCoast after 20th May will be the Chefs, because no voluntary redundancies have been invited.
ChrisCooper
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Change engravings to photographs and Napoleon to terrorists...
That's not a myth, Arriva bid for the franchise after the trains were introduced so they did choose to have trains that are too short
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If you miss your last train home, the railway company are obliged to pay for you to stop in a hotel for the night.
Flamingo
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Myth 18765: If the football game goes to extra time, the last Swansea train will be held.
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DaveNewcastle
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Ha ha!
I've just checked . . . a passenger can buy a share in Stagecoach today for £2.15 , National Express for £2.54 or, if they feel really wealthy, a share in First Group for an astronomical £3.70.
Seems like a very cheap upgrade if it ever had a shread of truth!
Flamingo
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It doesn't.
However, it's always nice to be threatened with "I'm a personal friend of your Chief Executive, I'll see you out of a job tomorrow". My usual reply is "Who is it now? I don't keep track of them as they pass through".
£3.70? Jeez, it was around £7 a few years ago.
However, it's always nice to be threatened with "I'm a personal friend of your Chief Executive, I'll see you out of a job tomorrow". My usual reply is "Who is it now? I don't keep track of them as they pass through".
£3.70? Jeez, it was around £7 a few years ago.
scotsman
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You'll need to buy at least a hundred though!
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ChrisCooper
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I have once had "don't you know who I am young man!" I did find out who he was afterwards, but he was that good I've forgotten, and he was not getting in my way whilst I was trying to do my job regardless.
tbtc
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Next time someone tries that on, you should go to the tannoy and say "We've a gentlemen in Coach C who doesn't know who he is... could any medical staff please attend" - he'll soon remember
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Best one I ever heard was a guy turned up in A&E on a busy Saturday night, and when he was told there would be a 4-5 hour wait as (he really should have been going to his GP Monday morning), he said "Do you know who my father is?", to which the nurse replied "No sir, I suggest you ask your mother!".
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Nice one!Next time someone tries that on, you should go to the tannoy and say "We've a gentlemen in Coach C who doesn't know who he is... could any medical staff please attend" - he'll soon remember
Myth intCurrentMythCount++: SWT and EMT are the cheapest and best value TOCs in the UK.
deltic1989
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Myth # i really don't know any more. Stagecoach group can run an acceptable and punctual bus and rail service.
myth# god knows: deltic1989 can string together a coherant sentence at 5 in the morning without a spelling mistake.
myth# god knows: deltic1989 can string together a coherant sentence at 5 in the morning without a spelling mistake.
After Great Heck/Selby (2001), that is questionable.
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Myth No. 196 - all rail staff get free or priv travel across the UK rail network.
DarloRich
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Oh for that myth to be a reality
i hate being asked to get cheap tickets for "friends", yes like i can magic them out of the air or i'm hiding them in the cupboard at home. :roll:
starrymarkb
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Myth 197: BR invented the Tilting Train...
Wyvern
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ARe you referring to pendular or powered tilt?
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Myth: There is a secret rail link in Box Tunnel to the underground former MoD facilities in the adjacent subterranean quarries.
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That was the case under British Rail.
ralphchadkirk
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It's not now, which was what he was getting at!
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