. . . . a tablespoon of watery scrambled egg, 4 tinned microscopic mushrooms and a floppy thing purporting to be a potato scone . . . .
I'll be happy to accept that your displeasure might lead to just a little exaggeration: maybe the tablespoonful of scrambled egg was just something less than 2 tablespoonfuls. But I have to agree that it is a disgusting processed and re-cooked deceipt of an egg. Foul rather than fowl.
And it doesn't constitute a breakfast.
Is that a fact, or does really merit a prolonged debate?
I buy a breakfast before boarding than attempt to eat one of them. In fact, my EC travel companion earlier this week experienced quite severe low body pains within an hour of eating one of those EC FC eggy breakfasts. Perhaps there was a causal connection?
Perhaps it was just a co-incidence - we'll need to read the GP's assesment of the private medical interview.
Naturally this is all tempered by the fact I only paid £13 for my ticket and got a free Independent.
Okay, you are right. So your complaint is diminished in proprtion to your ticket price. Was the passenger nearby who had paid £200 or more for the same crap/meal/"complimentary offer" going to withdraw their expression of their dissatisfaction because of some other irrelevant factor? No. I've been tempted not to accept an 'offering' because I hadn't paid so much - but why?
Either its part of the Contract or its not.
How simple can it get?
When it is a "Complimenatary Offer", what has your ticket price got to do with anything?
It hasn't.
And it's East Coast Main Line Limited who have tried to make this separation. Its a flawed concept.
This whole concept of a "complimentary offer" to replace the widely accepted concept of a paid-for "restaurant Car" was entirely their own marketing creation. Hoping, perversely, to obliteriate a century's assets and heritage of an admiring, appreciative, established, loyal, and wealthy customer base, delivering a per-existing market - a great asset value, who were happy to pay well for good Restaurant service.
But, somehow, they chose to replace it with an indifferent, and formulaic dispensation of pre-packed sterilised and processed & sealed crap with something to attract Standard Class passengers into First and ignore the loyalty, appreciative (etc . . . ) existing First Class payers.
The First Class Offering which was always available and paid for is repaced by something that is free and
is part of the Contract. But it is subject to availability (it is not subject to your payment) and is not available in about 60% of my journeys in the past 10 months since this excrutiating lawyers idea of rail catering has been in force.