Gang, this trip report is now complete! It is the first one I've done on my Galaxy Tab 3, which I only got recently. So any formatting errors or whatever, bear with me while I adjust. Here we go:
30/08/2015 - Tech's Byways, Day 1
Can I first of all say how frigging difficult it is to type this on a Galaxy Tab 3 aboard a moving coach, much harder than I expected! It doesn't help that this js my first day of using it, having only sourced it before work yesterday! Hold on Tech, what are you on about with a coach? Find out below
No fancy or clever title I'm afraid, none of the ones I had lined up felt right. As the main part of the trip is UKRailtours' The Yorkshire Byways railtour, this title would do nicely. The tour and accommodation was booked a little over 5 months ago, with the travel to London only booked a week in advance. I was going to have a chaotic journey by rail today, with a replacement coach to Bromsgrove before a train to the Bat Cave, then another train to Northampton and another slow run to London. As I had a 25% off voucher from National Express, it made sense to look into that. I found it came to just £13.20 with booking fee, a £10.80 difference from the Super Off Peak Return, LM Only, for £24 I'd have bought otherwise. Direct journey with no changes and no faff, and for a significant price difference too, and with power sockets too, happy days!
I get a lift into town today as it's Sunday, and I have a winner coach [no shock there! - Ed] with BK15 AKN for the long journey to London, and I immediately remember once out of town how awful the A49 to Ross on Wye is! So very twisty and bumpy, and don't get me started in trying to use my tablet around these parts! More irritatingly is that the power sockets aren't working, but the grumpy crew turn them on after I complain upon arrival in Gloucester. It's a 20 minute break here this morning, and to my horror I find Gloucester City Council have still got those rancid facilities here and the bus station is still a dump! It was upon my last visit here some years ago, although I really shouldn't be surprised as it's still a dump of a city, the approaches to the city centre were rough years ago and still are. It should come as no surprise that I don't like Gloucester, it's about as bad as Leominster and both make Hereford look amazing [which is saying something! - Ed] in comparison.
It's time for some more coffee and my Pumped Up Playlist on YouTube now, which sure gets me awake and ready to take on the day! Once we hit the M4 I'm back on the tablet to get this trip report updated. I'm getting used to the keyboard on it slowly, eventually I will have added the relevant apps and got to work on the spreadsheet I want to do. Thankfully I don't need to buy any office software as I have Polaris Office installed on it already. Hopefully the trip report can easily be transferred from it to the forum, only one way to find out! My mum gives me a call to let me know Notting Hill Carnival is on so to avoid that area. 100% avoiding that part of town later then, will quite happily stick to other parts of the LU empire! Traffic gets heavy near the end of the M4 but we still make it to Victoria Coach Station at 1418, 2 minutes early, happy days!
First things first, it's off to the Tube and to base camp, which tonight is Malmaison in Barbican. I get double winners 21454+21453 heading east on a District line train, and I'm glad I wasn't going west as the platform is ridiculously busy! I get bored of this move and bail at Embankment, with a swift change for the Northern line onto double winners 51504+51505 to winning shack Leicester Square [I know, I can't believe I've not done it before either! -Ed]. Another swift change onto the Piccadilly line, my first use of it in years, and I fail to get the front set but score 122 for the trip to KXSP [Kings Cross St Pancras - Ed]. Another swift change gets me onto the sub-surface lines again, scoring double winners 21362+21361 for a leap to Farringdon The walk to Malmaision isn't too far and wow this hotel is POSH! I feel very, very out of place here it has to be said. After dropping off stuff, it's back out to meet up with Kristofferson, and we have a good natter over food and drink in winner Spoons The Sir John Oldcastle. Time flies by and we're soon on the Tube again, this time I score double winners 21094+21093 to KXSP, where I part ways with Kristofferson as he heads home. Meanwhile I'm onto the Victoria line, which produces double duds 11059+11060 [can you tell I use the Victoria line more than any other Tube line? - Ed] for a trip to Victoria where I meet up with Kite159 for the rest of the day. We decide to do some Southeastern stuff next, starting with winner 465182 and dud 465196 to Lewisham. Kite needs St Johns so we join double winners 465159 and 465018 for the Bus Stop Bash. Mere moments later we join double winners 465043 and 465021 back to Lewisham for some DLR action. 5 winner 465s in the space of 30 minutes, certainly not complaining at that! Winners 126 and 109 have partnered up with dud 108 for the trip to Limehouse, where we change for some c2c action, the first of it I've had in absolutely ages! Dud 357045 leads winner 357206 for the short trip to Fenchurch Street. A slightly confusing walk to Tower Hill gets us eventually onto a Circle line train to Liverpool Street, double winners 21462+21461 providing the power. I only just make it onto winner 315804 for a leap to Bethnal Green, whereas Kite goes for 315812 instead.
As I need it I join him with it for a trip to Hackney Downs. The next one back to Bethnal Green is winner 315811, 3 winner 315s with minimal effort! The next ones are dud for both of us so we walk to the Central line, about 6 minutes away. Quadruple winners 91267, 92110, 92202 and 91337 take us on a mileage move to Holland Park, a winner shack for Kite. Quadruple winners 91103, 93058, 92012 and 91335 take us to East Acton, a winner shack for both of us. Another quadruple winner move next to Shepherd's Bush with 91021, 92460, 93008 and 91159. I believe that's me now on 290 Central line sets to go [yep, I know, awful but I am working on it! - Ed] which I know I'll never get all of them. An easy walk onto the West London Line now with dud 378211 to Imperial Wharf, one of my last 3 LO shacks to score. Winner 378220 takes us forward to Clapham Junction about 15 minutes later, and it's not long at all until the next Waterloo train which produces dud 450078 and winner 450105. We decide to see 2hat else we can score at Vauxhall, which was nothing as it turned out. Dud 455858 takes us to Waterloo and Kite does a McDonalds run. I still had ham sandwiches made this morning so all was good.
After eating Kite hears an announcement indicating some 458/5s were out. We trek over for them and I get double winners 458504+458505 for the leap to Vauxhall. 33 of them to go now, a long mission that will be! Straight to the Victoria line next where double duds 11091+11092 [seriously?! - Ed] take us north and I bid farewell to Kite at KXSP as he is continuing to Walthamstow. My last move of the busy day falls to double winners 21064+21063 for the short trip to Farringdon. Back at Malmaision I get on the blower to home, thankfully my keycard works first time and not the 6th like earlier. I am now shattered, but make sure my winners are marked off first. Eventually after some tunes and preparations for the morning, I get my head down a little after midnight. I'm excited for the tour though and can't sleep just yet so I read the forum for a while. My biggest concern now at this point is that TfL have got the Z1-2 cap right on my contactless card. If so I did exceptionally well for £6.40, if they messed it up I'll be firing off a very stroppy email!
31/08/2015 - Tech's Byways, Day 2
0320 and I get the shock of my life, as the fire alarms are sounding. They are soon turned off but it takes until nearly 0400 for the body to settle back down, not made easy by the brain wondering when or if it will happen again. A call to reception and I find out someone was smoking in their room. I won't tell you the cursing that came out of my mouth, I wanted to strangle the idiots. My night was not going well anyway as the bed was ridiculously uncomfortable. Not as bad as Travelodge, granted! 0600 is here before I know it and with heavy eyes and a pounding head I get up for an extreme de-rancification and a coffee. Next problem, figuring out the shower, which is eventually made to get just above lukewarm. It has to do I tell myself, and around 0632 I hand my keycard back in, ready to unleash a less than positive email to Malmaisio when I get time. I know I only paid £37 for the room, having booked over 5 months in advance, but it's not good enough. I'm actually glad to be leaving, never to return to this hotel, and to hit the Tube!
At least this start to the day's travels was enjoyable, as I score double winners 21349+21350 for the leap to Euston Square. Sainsburys Local at Euston is visited for a supply raid, and it's then off to Kings Cross to have breakfast at McDonalds Eventually I get served and my food is ready well before my coffee, thsnkfully I had allowed plenty of time for this sort of thing! I join Kite again as we're both on UKRailtours' Yorkshire Byways tour today. Dud 66200 is leading with winning 66168 on the rear, and breakfast is devoured before departure time, annoyingly it's a MK2 for us all day, the rest of the train is MK1s! We leave bang on time at 0732, with just under 15 hours to go until we return, booked arrival being at 2226. Good news for me here as we leave, as platform 6 is a required microgrice! Platforms 9 and 3 are my last ones to do here now, a good start to the day. We get treated to a fast line run all the way to Peterborough much to my surprise, and we bear left at Helpston to head towards Leicester.
I had forgotten how boring this line is, so it was a relief to join the MML after Syston Curve! The first winning track of the day, not including micro-gricing of course arrives when we use the Toton High Level lines. Sadly the only two 60s I need for sight, 60070 and 60098, are not visible. Onwards and upwards after a crew change, and we branch right for some more winning track sometime after Langley Mill to take the non-passenger line via Pinxton to join the Robin Hood Line as far as Shirebrook, where we again bear right and I get the highlighter out again for more winning non-passenger track to Thoresby Colliery Junction. By now I've exhausted the flask of hot water I brought with me, and I still need more caffeine [strange usn't it, this is a less taxing day than a usual bash but it's still exhausting! - Ed] so I'm looking forward to the booked 21 minute break at Sheffield!
After a reversal 66168 is scored and we get our first loco noise of the trip so far, just over 4 hours in, with the short journey to Thoresby Colliery itself. Absolutely nothing of interest visible here, and it's thankfully not long until 66200 takes us back to the junction. This colliery is now closed, like almost all of them in the UK now, so it's a reasonable assumption we're the last passenger train to do it now, potentially the last train ever on the branch! One day I'll have to come back and do the rest of the line to High Marnham, depending on when NR let another tour down there! The reversal is again not long away and 66168 has us heading to The Steel City and civilisation again. The top side of the triangle is now done at Shirebrook and we're next scoring the west curve off the Robin Hood Line to join the line from Lincoln [I'm typing this up on the coach home without the atlas or tour booklet in front of me, hence bad descriptions! - Ed] and we get held here for some time due to running early. We get the gen ovet the tannoy, barely audible in coach J, that there is pressure on platforms at Sheffield so we may not get one. Thankfully we do for a short leg stretch, but due to being told to stay by the train in case of a quick turnaround I dare not go hunting a coffee.
Other people made it to Burger King so it could have been done but it was risky! I begrudingly settle for waiting until York for coffee now, At Woodburn Junction we branch left and I score the non-passenger track to Rotherham Central. Aldwarke Junction and we indeed bear right for more winning track. This one has PSUL moves over it but they're not the easiest to do, so I'm glad to finally elminate this bit, the Swinton Avoider, to Mexborough. Yet more winning track next on the Doncaster avoiding line to Bentley Junction, happy days. You can probably see why I chose this tour, the amount of track scored at Baker level, let alone micro-gricing level, has been epic! Hatfield and Stainforth is our reversal point, the last one before York, and we're now heading for the new Doncaster North Chord [or is it officially called North Doncaster Chord? - Ed] which is obviously winning non-passenger track! We have a fast ride north towards Knottingley, and the penultimate winning track of the day is scored with Knottingley East Curve.
A nicely uninterrupted bit of early running sees us arrive at York at 1558, 18 minutes early. I thought we were bound to be held somewhere but thankfully not! We go off to Sainsburys Local on Blossom Street, which I remembered existed but not exactly where, thankfully Google Maps saved us there. A supplies raid done, it's into KFC for some hot food which for me was a popcorn chicken snackbox. Stomach satisfied, we head to Micklegate for a bit of exploring before returning to the station. PNB time before I visit Costa on the footbridge, sourcing my usual coffee and getting down to just 49 points to get before I hit the magical thousand! The break over far too soon, it was back on board to get settled for the remaining 5.5 hours. We depart right time at 1707 and we charge off down the Up Main before branching off for the Dearne Valley line. This time we bear left at Knottingley East Curve and get held on it for a while, which began the spree of lateness for the remainder of the day. Back down dud track, first scored on 180107 years back, to Shaftholme Junction where, even with a 10 minute pathing stop, we were still several minutes late. 458501 is scored for sight here, and it's microgricing paradise for a while, as the crew change is done on the Down Goods 2 line, carrying on via Decoy Yard [dud for a 91! - Ed] and the Down/Up West Goods 2 line to St Catherine's Junction for a long trek to Brancliffe East Junction, the final non-passenger line score of the day. It sure isn't quick and we're 10 minutes late by the end of that bit.
It's fair to say my Baker looks a lot better now, although there's still a ton of non-passenger track to score across the country! We're back to being on time at Retford as we had a 21 minute pathing stop. It is tightly timed all the way to London, but we are on the fasts until Tallington. Microgricing the slow line was welcome, although I should say I was more than glad I had that coffee earlier as I'm beyond ready to call it a day! "Why didn't you use the buffet for coffee?" I hear you ask. Two reasons, the first being that it was that rancid Kenco Rich stuff which on-board catering seems obsessed with and two, I had no cash on me. Slow line running carries on, with it being almost all required to Welwyn, after the two-track bit we stay on the fast lines all the way to London, although we still end up 6 minutes into Kings Cross at 2232. Exactly 15 hours after we left here! It's a very swift race to the Victoria line which gives me double duds 11013+11014. Three Victoria line moves and all 3 dud this weekend, ouch! More racing onwards to platform 17 here where we get double winners 377619+377609 on the 2253 to East Grinstead.
At least the last move didn't disappoint! I race off from the train at East Croydon, having parted ways with Kite at Clapham Junction, to get to base camp which tonight is Lansdowne Hotel, Croydon. Check in is swift and easy after a fast walk of about 5 minutes. Off to my room and this is nice and modern, with a very good size room [402 for reference - Ed] indeed. Breakdast is not included, but then I only paid £22.50 for this stay when it was booked in March! After a call to home, preparations for the morning are made and it takes a little while to get to sleep, gone 0100, but I was glad to be zoning out!
01/09/2015 - Tech's Byways, Day 3
I'm awake a bit earlier than planned at 0750 vice 0830, but I decide to be rather relaxed today as I'm not having to race away. De-rancification is better this morning with a shower that actually gets hot, and a nice large coffee with some tunes made for a pleasant morning. I leave just after 0900 most satisfied with my stay, granted the bed could have been slightly more comfy but still superior to you-know-who! I'll certainly be coming back here and recommend it to anyone. Off for breakfast at McDonalds and I discover after that my spending budget is down to just £3.60 to last until Friday! Thankfully I have accounted for this in a recent re-juggling of the budget for this pay period. I touch in at 0928 with my contactless card after seeing a paper single to Victoria would set me back £6, I wonder how much I'll ve chung for this way! Double winners 377143+377452 roll in on the third Victoria-bound fast I see, I'll have them happily! I decide to try my luck again at Clapham Junction, and after turning down several duds I join double winners 377470+377122 to Victoria. PNB time to avoid the ching in the stations, and after fighting through the crowds I touch out around 1020 and head to McDonalds on the Eastern side of the station.
10 minutes later I have my full coffee collector card redeemed, but it didn't dawn on me to peel off the sticker until I was well on the way home! The rain is back but not as bad as it was at Clapham Junction, so the walk could have been worse. Gate 1 for me this morning for the 1130 National Express roue 444 to Hereford. During the wait I fire up the tablet for the first time since Sunday, and start tapping away as there is a lot to do! It's BK15 AKN again, the same one I had on Sunday, and boarding commences at 1112. We end up leaving 3 minutes late as there was a late running passenger, who our grumpy driver reluctantly let on. We leave London via the north side of the riverbank, for reasons totally unknown to me. Eventually we hit the M4 and we all grind to a halt near Reading, something had to be removed from the road. Later on we pass a Megabus decker, with passengers sat outside it with luggage doors appearing to be open, could have been related to the incident back up the road.
For reasons beyond my understanding, we come off the dual carriageway at Circencester. No booked call there, but we skirt around it to join the A435 instead, a much slower route and less comfortable too. We eventually reach Cheltenham at 1411, where the coach rather empties out. Driver change here with the previous one riding passenger. On the final approaches to Gloucester I finally finsh typing this trip report up, taken less time than expected at least! No proper breaks on this run, which has been disappointing as even just a 10 minute one for comfort reasons would have been welcome. No passengers for Newent so the bypass again there, joining the M50 for some fast running again. I doubt very much we'll be on time into Hereford, due at 1540. Let's have a few statistics for the trip:
49 winners
1 new coach
Around 500 miles by rail
A truckload of new track
At least 30 new sights
Fares cost: £79.50 (not including London area fares, not worked them out yet!)
Hotels ching: £59.50
Coach fares: £13.20
Petrol money: £10.00
General expenditure: £21.39
Total cost of trip: £183.59 (again, not including the London area rail fares)
I get an unexpected lift home which was a nice bonus. Beast of a meal later, and I'm chilling out for a good while until I decide to hurry up and post this!