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Jobs you cannot do, although would like?

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ld0595

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Train driver or pilot for me. Sadly my colour deficiency and shocking eyesight rules me out. 10 year old me was devastated when the optician first broke that to me.

Would absolutely love to do my private pilot's licence but I'll need an inheritance/lotto win beforehand so I can afford it!
 
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Urobach

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I'd love to play ice hockey for the NHL, but I'm definitely not skilled enough :lol:

Me too, I can't even skate :D

My own thoughts:
Drummer in a rock band

So I'm not the only NHL fan? Would love to have been able to take that up as a kid...

Drummer as well. I can play, but nowhere near technical or fast enough for the music I like. Those ships have sailed.

Otherwise I think realistically, I'm in the job I want, which is great
 

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A different era of course but being station master of a sleepy branch line station between the wars.
 

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Lighthouse keeper at Ardnamurchan ,West Coast of Scotland ,probably automated now anyway !
 

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Pilot/safety critical-roles. Guard/conductor, train driver. Medicine. Endless list.
 

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Operating a roller coaster/ a theme park, just a shame the industry pays so poorly!
 

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As we're allowing historic examples, a signaller in a steam era box in the middle of nowhere.
 

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I have an interest in politics but there is no chance in hell I'd ever want to be a MP. The stress level and scrutiny would be too much.
I think I could deal with being an MP in say, the mid 60's; but not in this age of social media, and tabloid attack-dogs.
 

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Opera singer, but lack of ability to sing puts the kibosh on that. I have to make do with watching, and singing along (I hasten to say, in the bath, not in public)
Actually a horrible job! Nasty hours, ruthless environment, poor pay (except for a small number of international stars)!
 

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F1 driver, fireman on locos in the days of steam, playing the guitar though just for my own benefit - not bothered about playing to thousands.
 

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I would love to be a mystery shopper checking out cruise ships or 5* hotels.
I know someone who was paid to test holiday itineraries and hotels before they went in the brochure. He had 27 trips to South America out of this. The lucky man is a member of this forum but I'll spare his blushes and won't name him.
 

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Being a mystery "shopper" for the rail industry would be good, though thats one job i could do.
 

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As a kid I always wanted to be a bus driver, but at the time all you did was drive, the conductor took the fares and dealt with the unruly ones! So not now!!

Dream job now would be being a comedian, or maybe political pundit. Taking time out to commentate on the curling!
 

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Ladder23 said:
Jobs you cannot do, although would like?
I wouldn't mind having a crack at the job in 'The Firm' as Chief Spare to the Heir Officer, vacated after Harry Hewitt-Spencer Windsor got married and retired to a life of quiet obscurity in Montecito, CA.

Unfortunately, I can't tick some of the boxes in HR's (or is it HRH's?) Key Requirements check-list: didn't go to Eton, no service in the Blues & Royals and can't play polo.

However, I am willing to cut ribbons, have a cup of tea with the mayor of Scunthorpe, dispense sympathy in hospitals in bleak provincial towns and tramp around soggy Norfolk country estates in green wellies in the middle of winter, just so long as we get the occasional ride in our own private train of Mk3 carriages. And - as a welcome bonus - my wife would be happy to join me in all of this.
 

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Thought about being a pilot and got onto a sponsored programme but for some reason decided not to. Wish I had.

I'd quite like to have done something outrrageous and let out an adventurous spirit that I unwittingly suppressed for so long until it's no longer possible to let it run free and must remain suppressed.
 

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Being a mystery "shopper" for the rail industry would be good, though thats one job i could do.
If you look on some of the mystery shopper websites, they do occasionally have masters shopper opportunities pop up. I got £20 and a return to London out of one a few years ago. Generally you just have a 'task' to ask a question on the station/train/destination.
 

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Not sure it would count as a job, but a gay friend of mine said he wouldn't mind being Max Whitlock's practice pommel horse...
 

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Member of parliament. I love politics but am ironically too opinionated I suspect.

Anything safety critical on the railways - doubt I'd meet the medical criteria
 

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I'd have liked to have been a musician, I was a good amateur singer and performed in concerts in London in the 1980s, did things with the BBC, and so on.
But I realised that, tolerably good that I was, I wasn't good enough, and those that were better than me had to work hard to sustain it as a career.
On the other hand, having initially thought that being an MP would be a good idea, they aren't paid anywhere near enough to recompense the amount of work they have to do (if they are doing the job properly, that is) and they probably need an ulterior motive (king of the world) in order to take up the job in the first place. Having thought about this one a little, there's no way I'd want the job.

I mean, at the time music was more of a passion for me, whereas IT was an interest, but in the end I knew that I wasn't good enough to make a career out of the former whereas I was able to make a career out of IT. That could translate into only needing to be averagely competent to make a career out of IT whereas you need to be something more exceptional to make a career out of music, I think that's probably true and had enough self awareness to know that I wasn't the latter.
 
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I seem to recall that my eyesight (-5, -5.5) precluded me from jobs such as pilot, police, train driver (??) maybe even army late 70's/80's)? Is my memory correct, and if so, is that the situation today, seeing (ahem, quiet little pun there) as one can have laser treatment or wear contacts almost full time?
 
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