Great Yarmouth.
The masters (older folk) are teaching the student (Ivo) well. One day you will be a member of the station Jedi. However in order to join the hallowed order of Station Jedi you must first part with a substancial amount of folding notes almost a month wages or in your case Student Loan. These notes are to be presented to the that place of worship to the Station Jedi that is know as the Ticket Office. The joining fee is £495 and you must utter the chant of the Station Jedi. "I would like to purchase a 7 Day All Line Rover"
The prevayor of fine orange cardboard travel documents (older members have grey or purple membership cards) will then utter those words you have been waiting the hear all these "What is one of those? Never heard of that! I will have to ask someone how to issue that."
He will then call one of those wise ticket gurus from another station who has worked for the railway since 1846 who knows the secret code to type into the electronic ticketing device that will unlock the secret coding and issue the hallowed ticket. Then after at least an hour the overworked ticketing operative (3rd Class) will unlock the secret ticket code and after parting with your joining fee you will be a Station Jedi for a full 7 days freedom to explore at your will all those fine stations of the network (as long as you do not arrive or depart London before 10 am)
You will be able to collect many photos to play "Guess the station" and have more knowledge of the network than those who are not Station Jedi. You may one day decide to become a Master Station Jedi but this has a higher joining fee of £990 and you must ask at the ticket emporium for that very exclusive membership card the 14 Day First Class Rover. You will always be greeted by the same secret response from the Ticket Clerk. You must always remember those important words even as a Master you should not arrive or depart London before 10 am (Monday to Friday but not including Bank Holidays)
