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Cowley

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Not happy about Arsenal bottling the title worse than Kevin Keegan's Newcastle back in the day.

It’s so hard keeping ahead of City though isn’t it? They just seem to get stronger at the end of each season and it’s a nightmare having them breathing down your neck…
 

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And Everton. Surely they’ve got to get relegated at some point!
Everton seem to be invincible from relegation no matter how terrible they are. What's the opposite of an Indian curse? That's what they have.
 

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I’m in the Royal Box at Wembley today, I’m not expecting any Royals but if you see a tall bloke fall down the stairs that’ll be me
 

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Finally Bury AFC's final game, 60 games after we started. Punishing schedule for professional players, even more so for part timers and amateurs with jobs to attend to. Will we still be Bury AFC next season, or just boring old Bury FC? But back at Gigg?? So for now it's thanks for the memories as a new chapter emerges, probably same story different book (debt, administration, liquidation...). there just aren't enough Saudi billionaires to go round.
 

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In a perfect world, of those at the bottom end of the table, I’d have Everton and West Ham go down with their arrogant, entitled fans, and Leeds, because they’re Leeds.
 

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Everton seem to be invincible from relegation no matter how terrible they are. What's the opposite of an Indian curse? That's what they have.

Consistently stinking the place out for decades. :lol:
 

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It’s so hard keeping ahead of City though isn’t it? They just seem to get stronger at the end of each season and it’s a nightmare having them breathing down your neck…
If Citeh win it this time, they'll almost certainly win it next time (unless Haaland decides to become a "galactico")... which means our record which has stood for 97 years will fall.
 

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In a perfect world, of those at the bottom end of the table, I’d have Everton and West Ham go down with their arrogant, entitled fans, and Leeds, because they’re Leeds.
Very unfair on Liverpool who rely on the almost guaranteed six points from Everton these days.
 

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Boreham Wood's score in 43 seconds which for a while threatened Wrexham's promotion party today set me thinking about fastest goals.

I can offer 2 contenders:
John Hewitt after 9.7 seconds for Aberdeen away to Motherwell in the 1982 Scottish Cup - which proved to be the only goal of the game.
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Also for Aberdeen, Adam Rooney after 12 seconds in the 2017 semi-final v Hibs, in many ways more impressive as Hibs had actually kicked off, lost possession then briefly won possession back before Rooney picked up a loose pass and scored from 18 yards - fairly unusual for him as most of his goals were scored from closer to goal - whereas for Hewitt, the only Motherwell player to touch the ball was the one whose mis-control played the ball into his path.

What are the quickest goals others have seen at a match they attended (matches watched on TV do not count)?
Any offers?
 

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Boreham Wood's score in 43 seconds which for a while threatened Wrexham's promotion party today set me thinking about fastest goals.

I can offer 2 contenders:
John Hewitt after 9.7 seconds for Aberdeen away to Motherwell in the 1982 Scottish Cup - which proved to be the only goal of the game.
and
Also for Aberdeen, Adam Rooney after 12 seconds in the 2017 semi-final v Hibs, in many ways more impressive as Hibs had actually kicked off, lost possession then briefly won possession back before Rooney picked up a loose pass and scored from 18 yards - fairly unusual for him as most of his goals were scored from closer to goal - whereas for Hewitt, the only Motherwell player to touch the ball was the one whose mis-control played the ball into his path.

What are the quickest goals others have seen at a match they attended (matches watched on TV do not count)?
Any offers?
I like how we aren't marvelling at Wrexham's amazing run and we are instead talking about the fastest goals ever seen.
 

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Boreham Wood's score in 43 seconds which for a while threatened Wrexham's promotion party today set me thinking about fastest goals.

I can offer 2 contenders:
John Hewitt after 9.7 seconds for Aberdeen away to Motherwell in the 1982 Scottish Cup - which proved to be the only goal of the game.
and
Also for Aberdeen, Adam Rooney after 12 seconds in the 2017 semi-final v Hibs, in many ways more impressive as Hibs had actually kicked off, lost possession then briefly won possession back before Rooney picked up a loose pass and scored from 18 yards - fairly unusual for him as most of his goals were scored from closer to goal - whereas for Hewitt, the only Motherwell player to touch the ball was the one whose mis-control played the ball into his path.

What are the quickest goals others have seen at a match they attended (matches watched on TV do not count)?
Any offers?
Duk - 16 seconds for Aberdeen against Kilmarnock a fortnight ago.
 

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A 0-0 draw between Grantham Town and Ossett United ensured safety for both clubs at the lower end of the Northern Premier League (East) division. Carlton Town and Lincoln United will have to take their chances in relegation play-offs.
 

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What are the quickest goals others have seen at a match they attended (matches watched on TV do not count)?
Any offers?

Jon Worthington 25 seconds for Halifax against Gloucester

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Let's not forget that Wrexham and Notts County have both broken the National League points record.

Correct. Now compare and contrast how they’ve done it
 

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