So I had the return portion of a Retford to London Super Offpeak Return. I wanted to use it to travel London to Gainsborough Lea Road via Doncaster.
Two tales of woe trying to get an excess:
1. King's Cross Ticket Office
Got to King's Cross in good time so went to the ticket office:
Me: "Hi, I have this London to Retford ticket I'd like to overdistance excess to Gainsborough, please. It should be £0 as they're in the same fare group"
Him: "Which train are you taking?"
Me: <shouldn't matter but I'd play along> "The 0x:03 to Doncaster, and conveniently a Gainsborough ticket is valid via Doncaster"
Him: "Not valid, sorry. The train has to stop at Retford and this one doesn't"
That doesn't make sense, but I sensed it wasn't worth an argument. I just asked the guard on boarding instead. "Yes not a problem when we come down Sir"
2. On Board
As I was in the North end of the coach, it wasn't the guard but a RPO who came down.
He didn't know what an O/D excess was, and claimed he'd never done one in 5 years for working for LNER.
He did at least persevere on the terminal and claimed he thought he'd done it - £5.65 extra. I guessed this was to an off-peak return not a super off-peak return or something, but at this stage I just wanted to get it done so I paid the man.
Turns out he'd sold me a new, separate, Retford to Gainsborough anytime return! Obviously this was useless if I wanted to go via Doncaster.
I had to patiently explain the different, suggested he ask his colleagues. Eventually he phoned his boss who told him how to do it.
So presumably, he's been selling people extra tickets for 5 years, at prices higher than they should have had to pay!
Two tales of woe trying to get an excess:
1. King's Cross Ticket Office
Got to King's Cross in good time so went to the ticket office:
Me: "Hi, I have this London to Retford ticket I'd like to overdistance excess to Gainsborough, please. It should be £0 as they're in the same fare group"
Him: "Which train are you taking?"
Me: <shouldn't matter but I'd play along> "The 0x:03 to Doncaster, and conveniently a Gainsborough ticket is valid via Doncaster"
Him: "Not valid, sorry. The train has to stop at Retford and this one doesn't"
That doesn't make sense, but I sensed it wasn't worth an argument. I just asked the guard on boarding instead. "Yes not a problem when we come down Sir"
2. On Board
As I was in the North end of the coach, it wasn't the guard but a RPO who came down.
He didn't know what an O/D excess was, and claimed he'd never done one in 5 years for working for LNER.
He did at least persevere on the terminal and claimed he thought he'd done it - £5.65 extra. I guessed this was to an off-peak return not a super off-peak return or something, but at this stage I just wanted to get it done so I paid the man.
Turns out he'd sold me a new, separate, Retford to Gainsborough anytime return! Obviously this was useless if I wanted to go via Doncaster.
I had to patiently explain the different, suggested he ask his colleagues. Eventually he phoned his boss who told him how to do it.
So presumably, he's been selling people extra tickets for 5 years, at prices higher than they should have had to pay!
Is that like how a stopped clock is right twice a day?